How to Get Kicked Off a Flight
Jul 1, 2005 | 4:10 pm
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How to Get Kicked Off a Flight
From an actual flight attendant's experiences, originally on Tripso. I apologize in advance if you've seen this before, but it's new to me.
Tripso
Through the years, I have been there when passengers were actually removed from an airplane. The following is an actual list of things passengers did to get them kicked off a plane:
1. Board a flight drunk and put your face directly into the chest of a well endowed flight attendant while yelling the words Blobby, blobby, blobbly.
2. Snatch a mans toupee and play Keep Away during boarding.
3. Take a swing at me and then at the pilot. He missed on both tries but did land in prison for six months.
4. Smoke marijuana in the lavatory and then insist it is for medicinal purposes.
5. Openly read a book on how to make bombs, underlining parts of the chapter on commercial aviation.
6. Charge the cockpit, shouting Allah be praised, and then upon reaching the front say, just kidding.
7. Be a well endowed female, take off all your clothes, and start your collection of Mardi Gras beads on your way to New Orleans.
8. Open an exit before takeoff to see if the emergency slide really works.
9. Have such incredibly bad gas that it makes everyone around you sick. (This has happened twice.)
10. Pull out a realistic looking gun, aim it at a flight attendant and start squirting.
1. Board a flight drunk and put your face directly into the chest of a well endowed flight attendant while yelling the words Blobby, blobby, blobbly.
2. Snatch a mans toupee and play Keep Away during boarding.
3. Take a swing at me and then at the pilot. He missed on both tries but did land in prison for six months.
4. Smoke marijuana in the lavatory and then insist it is for medicinal purposes.
5. Openly read a book on how to make bombs, underlining parts of the chapter on commercial aviation.
6. Charge the cockpit, shouting Allah be praised, and then upon reaching the front say, just kidding.
7. Be a well endowed female, take off all your clothes, and start your collection of Mardi Gras beads on your way to New Orleans.
8. Open an exit before takeoff to see if the emergency slide really works.
9. Have such incredibly bad gas that it makes everyone around you sick. (This has happened twice.)
10. Pull out a realistic looking gun, aim it at a flight attendant and start squirting.
Tripso
Jul 2, 2005 | 1:31 am
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Originally Posted by Rejuvenated
Although they weren't kicked off the plane, the Oasis Band (UK based) caused major disturbances on board a CX flight HKG-PER that the carrier has banned the rock band members from ever flying the airline.
The flight was delayed for almost 2 hours as we then missed our departure slot. The looks we got when we got back on the plane were not funny.
Jul 2, 2005 | 1:33 am
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Or another famous incident - Peter Buck (R.E.M.) in First Class on a BA flight to LHR (courtesy of lack of previous sleep and taking somebody else's prescription sleeping pill) - arrested on arrival.
Jul 2, 2005 | 6:41 am
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Originally Posted by Rejuvenated
Although they weren't kicked off the plane, the Oasis Band (UK based) caused major disturbances on board a CX flight HKG-PER that the carrier has banned the rock band members from ever flying the airline.
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Jul 2, 2005 | 6:51 am
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Upon leaving Don Muang airport in Thailand, have the bureaucrat forget to stamp your tax/departure form. My family got called off the plane, but we were eventually let back on after things were cleared up.
Jul 2, 2005 | 10:57 am
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Originally Posted by Funky Spike
I was in Australia at the time and remember seeing a news report in which Noel Gallagher pulled out his Black Amex and said "I could buy that ****ing airline" ..............Yeah right
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Jul 2, 2005 | 1:16 pm
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Originally Posted by Funky Spike
I was in Australia at the time and remember seeing a news report in which Noel Gallagher pulled out his Black Amex and said "I could buy that ****ing airline" ..............Yeah right
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