Let the games begin!
#17
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: controlling the internets from an underground bunker
Programs: So l33t that I don't need a wallet full of cards to prove it. Black is the new Gold.
Posts: 3,041
only, they were Smarties instead, and i ran around the terminal, like a person possesed, by well......sugar
#18


Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Lake Oswego, OR
Programs: UA 1K 2MM, Marriott Lifetime Platinum, Hilton Diamond
Posts: 3,202
Then I suddenly stopped in my tracks when I realized who the homeless person had been ... it was James Goodwin; UA had finally come to its senses and put him back where they found him.
#20
In Memoriam, FlyerTalk Evangelist
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Benicia CA
Programs: Alaska MVP Gold 75K, AA 3.8MM, UA 1.1MM, enjoying the retired life
Posts: 31,849
But the Northwest plane ended up stuck on the tarmac, with a blizzard bearing down on the airport. As it was a short flight, they only had pretzels aboard, which Mr. Goodwin had brought along with him (in fact, several cases) so all the passengers could enjoy them.
#23




Join Date: Sep 1999
Location: Charlotte, NC USA
Programs: AA EXP; Marriott Lifetime / Annual Titanium; Massively Missing Starwood
Posts: 5,443
The cargo hold seating arrangement had been schemed up by the airline execs in an effort to one up their competition who kept removing seats to make more room; there was now an ever expansive amount of room, but no cushy seats that double as flotation devices in the unlikely event of a survivable water landing.
(I think that's just one sentence; sorry I don't know any of the folks to take personal shots or jokes, but I like this)
(I think that's just one sentence; sorry I don't know any of the folks to take personal shots or jokes, but I like this)
#26
In memoriam
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: TUS
Programs: AA 1.8 MM, DL, Hilton Gold, SPG Gold,
Posts: 3,430
Then airport security found Jim Goodwin riding on a baggage belt (half frozen) looking for the good doctor who had so graciously given him a new seat assignent
------------------
MRKEY
------------------
MRKEY
#30




Join Date: May 1998
Location: Naples FL, Munich DE
Programs: UA MM, AA 2MM, Marriott LT Titanium, Hilton Gold
Posts: 6,815
"Oh no ewe don't," cried Catcop, "no jokes about dimpled chads - or that other kind, either!"
[This message has been edited by Counsellor (edited 12-20-2000).]
[This message has been edited by Counsellor (edited 12-20-2000).]



