Let the games begin!
 

As a group, let's see how creative we are.

I'm going to start a story and the next person is to add <b>only<b> one sentence! Whether you like what the previos poster wrote or not, you can only continue the storyline. I've participated in these at other BBS's and found the results can be quite amusing.

Here we go:

My bags were packed and the taxi arrived at my home on time.

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I stated to become nerveous, did I really have all the tickets, credit cards, foreign monneys, upgrade-vouchers, passports, ff-cards, frequent-guest-cards, Hertz-#1 card, event-/theatre-tickets, print-outs of all my reservations, my medicine?

This is stupid OMNI!

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Viele Grüße

Oliver

...I said when I saw I still had my key from the Omni hotel, haven't never checked out...

Hoping to rid myself of guilt by association I threw the key out the window of the cab

A homeless person saw the key-card being tossed out of the taxi window, and picked it up.

I was disturbed by his lack of dental floss, so I made a bee line to the nearest pharmacy.

The homeless person read the small print on the key card: Welcome to the Hotel OMNI, what a lovely place, what a lovely place... you can never leave, so take this key to any airport, and you will receive a free ticket back with our compliments. We have your number and we are wanting to welcome you back.

When I arrived at the hotel, I saw Catman hanging around waiting for newself....

What Catman did not know is newself had missed his connecting flight...

Because, he was drunk at the Yardhouse...

while watching the Lakers/TrailBlazers game with essxjay...

All the while just trying to pass the time until kickoff in Oakland when the Raiders go heads up against the Panthers in an action packed contest that could only be superseded in insanity by a conscious decision to mix red wine with coke.

So then I signed up to be a FlyerTalk moderator! http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/mad.gif

Come on, people, this is ridiculous!

... and later found out Flyertalk had rejected my application.