Soon to be an inflight movie- the cast prepared to find a suitable Aeroflot surplus overhead projector...while dreaming of trading drink coupons for the cheap vodka soaked headsets.

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MRKEY

Soon to be an inflight movie- the cast prepared to find a suitable Aeroflot surplus overhead projector...while dreaming of trading drink coupons for the cheap vodka soaked headsets.

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MRKEY

Instead of landing in Wengen, the pilot made a wrong turn and ended up at Newark International Airport where NJDavid, Boomer, Vulcan, Mr. Limo and a penniless, hungover Newself in a Lakers Jersey were waiting to give Catman and wanderlust Sam Adams, a sidecar for Rudi, a dirty martini for Punki and Poland Spring water for Yaz*

(*How Yaz got into the plane I have NO idea!)

Meanwhile, back at the RCC, Koko and AuH20 got locked in a closet looking for drink coupons and called Geo1004 to rescue them. ONly Geo was off on a date with Julia Roberts and turned his cell off.

Once freed from his cell, Geo arranged for Boston Coach (extra FF miles) to take him directly to the nearest airport lounge to try to upgrade on the first flight out. "Anywhere" was all replied when asked where he wanted to go. He shrieked, "Just make it quick, they're still after me!"

As Geo1004 ran for the plane, "They" (an angry KOKO and AuH20) started throwing mustard pretzels and screaming "You blanky blank blank" (words omitted as not to offend Commander catcop)

Geo 1004 made it to EWR on the FINAL U-S AIr shuttle for all time, and joined Catman, Wanderlust, Rudi, PUnki, NJDavid, Boomer, Vulcan, Mr. Limo, Yaz (who was joined by Sir Edwin Landseer) and a still hungover newself in a Lakers Jerzee in a private plane bound for Long Beach and a rendeveous with the West Coast flyers.



[This message has been edited by Commander Catcop I (edited 01-09-2001).]

.. who were all stuck in SFO because their shuttle flight was cancelled.

Ah, what luck! Spotted on the edge of the tarmac was a forlorn, decrepit Era Aviation Dehavilland...