"Wow Beata", I proclaimed, "You are a beergirl!" then wake up to realize that the Lakers lost, Essxjay was collecting bets from the bar, and I had a massive headache!

Meanwhile, back in the 1K center at IAD, kokopuffs and auh20 were rolling their new "angel" for ...

Free Drink Coupons.

(OMNI to Wander-writer: way cool line man!)

Later while Auh20 and Kokopuffs were crushed that the drink coupons had an expirary date of December 31, 1999 http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/frown.gif Catman and wanderlust found an envelope at the RCC lounge addressed to the Cat saying "A very SPecial Birthday Gift for you, CATMAN>"

In marched the crazy Canadians, but one had switchered her sombrero for a "Cat-in-the-hat" Hat.

Oh Sombrero Sombrero, wherefore art thou Sombrero?

SOMBRARO is doing the Mexican-Hat-Dance with Bill Clinton , trying to get an upgrade on Air Force One!

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MRKEY

Upgrade to "Monica-class"

This is quite possibly the funniest thread on FT yet that I have read...

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This class of service includes many benefits that cannot be found on other carriers.

Such as free cigars!

... as long as nobody smokes them ...

Meanwhile Bill was looking for an onboard pool table..Sombrero found the secret stash of Tequila and Monica got upgraded to the FC Besty Beds while the FA was collecting DNA samples for O.J

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MRKEY

FOLKS: Shouldn't we keep this thread focused on FLYERTALKERS! and not alleged celebrities whose 15 minutes ran out a year ago?

THANK YOU!

Now getting back to our tail:

Back at the Yardhouse, Newself woke up with a big sombrero on his head and a $1250 bar tab -- he bought drinks on the house several times -- and asked essxjay if she had any spare cash.




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Catman later confessed to Rudi, that Bill himself did ask him to step forward and make the above post.

Meanwhile, Catman and Wanderlust discovered the envelope contained two round trip coach tickets on United on Flight 1 that were due to expire in 24 hours.