Joke (of sorts)
May 10, 2001 | 1:59 am
#1
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Joke (of sorts)
Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The flight attendant looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
May 10, 2001 | 8:44 am
#8
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Thank you, Northampton!
i'll be here all week!
(*i* thought it was amusing, but i'm good at bad puns. make sure your carrion is light enough if you're in Y on BA. or microscopic enough for a UA bin. or...i could keep going, but someone would hurt me.)
i'll be here all week!
(*i* thought it was amusing, but i'm good at bad puns. make sure your carrion is light enough if you're in Y on BA. or microscopic enough for a UA bin. or...i could keep going, but someone would hurt me.)
May 10, 2001 | 9:00 am
#9
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Originally posted by Village Idiot:
I don't get it....
Crayons? anyone? Somebody draw me a picture...
I don't get it....
Crayons? anyone? Somebody draw me a picture...
carrion (kr-n)
n.
Dead and decaying flesh.
adj.
Of or similar to dead and decaying flesh.
Feeding on such flesh.
May 11, 2001 | 8:54 am
#11
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Originally posted by GG:
Aaarrgh! Counsellor, I must thank you, however, as I was able to inflict your joke on an unsuspecting LexPassenger.
Aaarrgh! Counsellor, I must thank you, however, as I was able to inflict your joke on an unsuspecting LexPassenger.
P.S. Irritating a spousal unit is reported to be counter-productive (unless, of course, you need a counter).
