Joke (of sorts)
 

Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The flight attendant looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."

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ya' know? That's pretty good!

I am sure Mikey will like it http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/smile.gif

...let me be the first to show you the door.

Groan.

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I don't get it....

Crayons? anyone? Somebody draw me a picture...

thank you !

Thumper

Thank you, Northampton!

i'll be here all week!

(*i* thought it was amusing, but i'm good at bad puns. make sure your carrion is light enough if you're in Y on BA. or microscopic enough for a UA bin. or...i could keep going, but someone would hurt me.)

From http://www.dictionary.com/cgi-bin/dict.pl?term=carrion

car·ri·on (kr-n)
n.

Dead and decaying flesh.
adj.
Of or similar to dead and decaying flesh.
Feeding on such flesh.

Aaarrgh! Counsellor, I must thank you, however, as I was able to inflict your joke on an unsuspecting LexPassenger. http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/wink.gif

Perhaps we can recycle it at the next Hogu Ranquet.

P.S. Irritating a spousal unit is reported to be counter-productive (unless, of course, you need a counter). http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/smile.gif