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Jun 23, 2015 | 6:26 pm

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Originally Posted by Bttc

These seem a lot more likely to work than "dress nice."

http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-w...xt-flight-2670

As funny and silly as these are, they are no sillier than the columns that try to give you serious advice about getting an upgrade.

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