Amusing FA annoucements
#16


Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Virginia City Highlands
Programs: Nothing anymore after 20 years
Posts: 7,190
Southwest again, I was on SFO-RNO flight, after landing:
"OK, ladies and gentlemen, our bird has landed. Now grab your stuff and get out quickly".
This one I've someone told me:
"Now we will be dimming light in the cabin so you can appreciate beauty of our flight attendants".
"OK, ladies and gentlemen, our bird has landed. Now grab your stuff and get out quickly".
This one I've someone told me:
"Now we will be dimming light in the cabin so you can appreciate beauty of our flight attendants".
#17
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Join Date: May 2012
Location: Sydney Australia
Programs: No programs & No Points!!!
Posts: 14,392
I love a good time and a laugh but I have a low tolerance for corny FA announcements. Possibly because I know they probably same the same thing day in day out.

