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May 25, 2010, 5:04 pm
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Sitting in 1B on a SFO YVR flight evening of May 24. Man and woman sitting across the aisle. At one point the man gets up and goes to the washroom, about 30 seconds later the woman gets up and squeezes into the washhroom with him. The FA comes comes back after a trip to the rear of the aircraft, standing there the FA looks at the two empty seats, looks at me, I give him two fingers and point to the washroom. FA smiles, FA let it go for about 5 minutes and then knocks on the door. A few minutes later the man comes out and about 1 minute later the woman returns to her seat. My only problem with this is that since we have had some problems with terrorists in the washroom, the couple should have known better as it could have created unwanted problems. IMO the woman could have done much better in picking a partner.
May 25, 2010, 5:17 pm
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Sitting in 1B on a SFO YVR flight evening of May 24. Man and woman sitting across the aisle. At one point the man gets up and goes to the washroom, about 30 seconds later the woman gets up and squeezes into the washhroom with him. The FA comes comes back after a trip to the rear of the aircraft, standing there the FA looks at the two empty seats, looks at me, I give him two fingers and point to the washroom. FA smiles, FA let it go for about 5 minutes and then knocks on the door. A few minutes later the man comes out and about 1 minute later the woman returns to her seat. My only problem with this is that since we have had some problems with terrorists in the washroom, the couple should have known better as it could have created unwanted problems. IMO the woman could have done much better in picking a partner.
*I may have the TV show wrong.
May 25, 2010, 5:33 pm
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Although this may of happened on a United flight, I think it's a better topic for the TravelBuzz! Forum, so I will move this there.
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May 25, 2010, 5:43 pm
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May 25, 2010, 5:46 pm
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Speaking personally, it would take a good amount of alcohol to keep the vibe going inside an icky aircraft lav. Better to bank my UA miles and get an award for one of the suites on an SG A380 ^
May 25, 2010, 6:14 pm
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I suppose they brought along some...
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May 25, 2010, 8:03 pm
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Getting it on in the aircraft lav? Gross. Better to save it for when you land. You can keep it going until then by covering yourselves with a blanket and practicing some petting. That's what I always do. 
May 26, 2010, 3:57 am
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May 26, 2010, 6:18 am
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Save it for when you land? why not in the air AND when you land
May 26, 2010, 6:47 am
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Gross. The bathrooms on planes are almost always dirty and smelly. I can think of many many better places to get laid than up in the air in a smelly airport lav >.<
May 26, 2010, 7:49 am
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That's exactly what they did, covered themselves up with blankets once they returned to their seats.
May 26, 2010, 8:03 am
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I have to give anybody credit who can do it in an airplane bathroom (with another person 
) and not somehow alert the rest of the plane. It's just so tiny and cramped and all that..... Not to mention filthy.
) and not somehow alert the rest of the plane. It's just so tiny and cramped and all that..... Not to mention filthy.
May 26, 2010, 9:02 am
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so two pax go into the first class head (pun intended ).....where were the fam's?
).....where were the fam's?
May 26, 2010, 9:06 am
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May 26, 2010, 9:46 am
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