FBI Busts Unruly Pax--Claims Pot Brownies As Defense
Feb 3, 2010, 7:11 pm
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FBI Busts Unruly Pax--Claims Pot Brownies As Defense
Anyone on 1447 PHL-LAX last Sunday? Read the full story here or my mini-rap version. 
pants on the ground
pants on the ground
dude ate pot brownies
not a gram, but a pound!
felt a little funny
hogged the loo
trashed the place
found his pants on the ground
then guns in his face
here's a little message
I really hope it sticks
crazy s**t and flying
never ever mix!
pants on the ground
pants on the ground
dude ate pot brownies
not a gram, but a pound!
felt a little funny
hogged the loo
trashed the place
found his pants on the ground
then guns in his face
here's a little message
I really hope it sticks
crazy s**t and flying
never ever mix!
Feb 3, 2010, 8:18 pm
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LOL I think your rap version is far more entertaining. Reminds me of Half Baked, when Dave Chapelle goes to NA for weed.
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Feb 4, 2010, 4:19 am
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Feb 4, 2010, 5:11 am
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Anyone on 1447 PHL-LAX last Sunday? Read the full story here or my mini-rap version.
pants on the ground
pants on the ground
dude ate pot brownies
not a gram, but a pound!
felt a little funny
hogged the loo
trashed the place
found his pants on the ground
then guns in his face
here's a little message
I really hope it sticks
crazy s**t and flying
never ever mix!
pants on the ground
pants on the ground
dude ate pot brownies
not a gram, but a pound!
felt a little funny
hogged the loo
trashed the place
found his pants on the ground
then guns in his face
here's a little message
I really hope it sticks
crazy s**t and flying
never ever mix!
Feb 4, 2010, 9:17 pm
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It was too crazy what he did on the flight. I believe the police or TSA does not attempting him to stop at security. TSA didn't smell the brownies at security screening. I believe TSA is not right to screened the food go through into checkpoint. He got big busted to charge with possession of cocaine. He could be spent in the federal prisons for rest of the life.
Feb 5, 2010, 9:15 am
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And do marijuana cookies smell any different than regular cookies?
Feb 5, 2010, 4:52 pm
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Not that I would I know... 
The only reason they would smell is if the idiot just threw pot into the brownies/cookies. But he would have to eat a hell of a lot of of them to get baked that way.
Oh yea, one more thing. Regardless they would not cause that behavior.
The only reason they would smell is if the idiot just threw pot into the brownies/cookies. But he would have to eat a hell of a lot of of them to get baked that way.
Oh yea, one more thing. Regardless they would not cause that behavior.
Feb 5, 2010, 5:28 pm
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Feb 5, 2010, 5:49 pm
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Any thing more and you will have to PM me. Or Google is your friend.
Feb 5, 2010, 6:07 pm
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