Pudding BAD! Sharp knife GOOD!
Aug 23, 2007, 9:53 am
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Pudding BAD! Sharp knife GOOD!
http://www.consumerist.com/consumer/...ife-292662.php
Ok, pudding is an unacceptable security risk. What about Jello???
Ok, pudding is an unacceptable security risk. What about Jello???
Aug 23, 2007, 10:07 am
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Pudding is a very effective weapon! Just imagine the horror of having some "Hunts Butterscotch" thrown in your face...it could cause blindness and disorientation for at least 2-3 seconds. Enough time for a would-be attacker to administer one or two swift paper cuts using the foil lid from the pudding container.
Serious business this pudding stuff...I'm calling Kip right now!
Serious business this pudding stuff...I'm calling Kip right now!
Aug 23, 2007, 11:05 am
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Aug 23, 2007, 3:16 pm
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In the last billion dollars of illegal wiretapped messages intercepted by the NSA, in one standout tewwowist threat two 18 year old British punks "plotted" to use pudding as a lubricant to help remove the hinges from the hardened cockpit door.
Kode Red Kip, Ban Pudding and Jello! KY Jihad is on the Move!
Kode Red Kip, Ban Pudding and Jello! KY Jihad is on the Move!
Aug 23, 2007, 5:58 pm
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Measures to address this and protect the US from terr'rists (up until recently, wrongly known as citizens and visitors) will be taken.....in other news, North Korea and Libya have jointly been nominated as "leader of the free world"....
Aug 23, 2007, 6:11 pm
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Nono, wrong interpretation, mate: since everybody loves pudding, and pudding is a terr'rist weapon, then the conclusion in the minds of Kippie and his gang is that everybody is a terr'rist.
Measures to address this and protect the US from terr'rists (up until recently, wrongly known as citizens and visitors) will be taken.....in other news, North Korea and Libya have jointly been nominated as "leader of the free world"....
Measures to address this and protect the US from terr'rists (up until recently, wrongly known as citizens and visitors) will be taken.....in other news, North Korea and Libya have jointly been nominated as "leader of the free world"....
But... on that note... skipper Kip must love pudding too... How is it that he is the head of the organization that is the first line of defense against terrorism? But then again... to fight terrorism you must think like a terrorist, and the only way to think like one is to be one. By that rationale, Kip is a terrorist. So who would put a terrorist in charge of a terror prevention organization? That person must be a terrorist too because they know what Kip knows too... and ultimately we go up the ladder to "el presidente" who is in turn voted in by the people, who also in turn must know exactly what Kip knows...
So someone please tell me... if we are a nation of terrorists, who exactly are we protecting ourselves from?
Aug 24, 2007, 3:15 am
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Enemy revealed! Gunner, direct all fire to the Kozy Shack HQ. What do you mean you can't find the coordinates? Did you check Google Earth? And what about their website? What? Only address in the site is the Customer Relations Dept? Oh my God, I must alert the President before his midafternoon pudding snack.
Well, the obvious is never stated since it's the obvious and as such noone states it. Guess I'm a rebel at heart
Well, the obvious is never stated since it's the obvious and as such noone states it. Guess I'm a rebel at heart