Originally Posted by
voop
Nono, wrong interpretation, mate: since everybody loves pudding, and pudding is a terr'rist weapon, then the conclusion in the minds of Kippie and his gang is that everybody is a terr'rist.
Measures to address this and protect the US from terr'rists (up until recently, wrongly known as citizens and visitors) will be taken.....in other news, North Korea and Libya have jointly been nominated as "leader of the free world"....
Well, as I mentioned earlier, only while eating the pudding was I reminded of my civic duty to perform random acts of terrorism on the unsuspecting populace.
But... on that note... skipper Kip must love pudding too... How is it that he is the head of the organization that is the first line of defense against terrorism? But then again... to fight terrorism you must think like a terrorist, and the only way to think like one is to be one. By that rationale, Kip is a terrorist. So who would put a terrorist in charge of a terror prevention organization? That person must be a terrorist too because they know what Kip knows too... and ultimately we go up the ladder to "el presidente" who is in turn voted in by the people, who also in turn must know exactly what Kip knows...
So someone please tell me... if we are a nation of terrorists, who exactly are we protecting ourselves from?
