Pudding BAD! Sharp knife GOOD!
 

http://www.consumerist.com/consumer/...ife-292662.php

Ok, pudding is an unacceptable security risk. What about Jello???

Pudding is a very effective weapon! Just imagine the horror of having some "Hunts Butterscotch" thrown in your face...it could cause blindness and disorientation for at least 2-3 seconds. Enough time for a would-be attacker to administer one or two swift paper cuts using the foil lid from the pudding container.

Serious business this pudding stuff...I'm calling Kip right now!

Do terrorists eat pudding?

EVERYONE loves pudding!!!! :D

So it cannot be a security risk then... Damn you all... now I want some pudding :)

Why do you hate America?

Imagine what would happen in a puddin cup makes it in the hands of one of our enemies. :mad:

Ok, i feel better now... I had some pudding :)

But i gotta be honest... for a brief moment (somewhere between spoon 4 and 5) I felt like blowing up a plane :)

Black pudding is a weapon, IMHO :D

If pudding is outlawed, only outlaws will have pudding.

Mike

In the last billion dollars of illegal wiretapped messages intercepted by the NSA, in one standout tewwowist threat two 18 year old British punks "plotted" to use pudding as a lubricant to help remove the hinges from the hardened cockpit door.

Kode Red Kip, Ban Pudding and Jello! KY Jihad is on the Move!

Nono, wrong interpretation, mate: since everybody loves pudding, and pudding is a terr'rist weapon, then the conclusion in the minds of Kippie and his gang is that everybody is a terr'rist.

Measures to address this and protect the US from terr'rists (up until recently, wrongly known as citizens and visitors) will be taken.....in other news, North Korea and Libya have jointly been nominated as "leader of the free world"....

Well, as I mentioned earlier, only while eating the pudding was I reminded of my civic duty to perform random acts of terrorism on the unsuspecting populace.
But... on that note... skipper Kip must love pudding too... How is it that he is the head of the organization that is the first line of defense against terrorism? But then again... to fight terrorism you must think like a terrorist, and the only way to think like one is to be one. By that rationale, Kip is a terrorist. So who would put a terrorist in charge of a terror prevention organization? That person must be a terrorist too because they know what Kip knows too... and ultimately we go up the ladder to "el presidente" who is in turn voted in by the people, who also in turn must know exactly what Kip knows...

So someone please tell me... if we are a nation of terrorists, who exactly are we protecting ourselves from? :D

KOZY SHACK!!!! They have the best puddings!!! :D

Stating the obvious, are we? :D

Enemy revealed! Gunner, direct all fire to the Kozy Shack HQ. What do you mean you can't find the coordinates? Did you check Google Earth? And what about their website? What? Only address in the site is the Customer Relations Dept? Oh my God, I must alert the President before his midafternoon pudding snack.
Well, the obvious is never stated since it's the obvious and as such noone states it. Guess I'm a rebel at heart :)