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Aug 7, 2007, 11:01 pm
#16
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Of course, before it becomes effective they'll have to make turning away from the beam a federal offence...HTB.
Aug 7, 2007, 11:26 pm
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Aug 8, 2007, 5:30 am
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The next thing we know they will be passing out diapers to pax because with their next weapon we will need it. There will be a warning posted when tickets are purchased not to eat anything before the flight in case they pick you for use with it.
The next thing we know they will be taking all those who don't pass their behaviour test into a room with only a lightbulb swinging from the ceiling. If you don't answer correctly, they will stick bamboo shoots under your nails. All the peole questioning you will look like Hitler. Maybe, chinese water torture if things get really rough.
The next thing we know they will be taking all those who don't pass their behaviour test into a room with only a lightbulb swinging from the ceiling. If you don't answer correctly, they will stick bamboo shoots under your nails. All the peole questioning you will look like Hitler. Maybe, chinese water torture if things get really rough.
Aug 8, 2007, 6:33 am
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The next thing we know they will be taking all those who don't pass their behaviour test into a room with only a lightbulb swinging from the ceiling. If you don't answer correctly, they will stick bamboo shoots under your nails. All the peole questioning you will look like Hitler. Maybe, chinese water torture if things get really rough.
Aug 8, 2007, 8:59 am
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Aug 8, 2007, 9:21 am
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Well, DHS does give grants to local law enforcement for fatherland security programs. This may be one of those federally funded programs.
Aug 8, 2007, 10:18 am
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Aug 9, 2007, 10:15 pm
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Aug 9, 2007, 10:26 pm
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TSA may get these too.
http://news.aol.com/story/_a/feds-co...00010000000001
News - Feds Consider 'Light Saber' Weapon - AOL News
This article from AOL news indicates that TSA may receive these things as well.
News - Feds Consider 'Light Saber' Weapon - AOL News
This article from AOL news indicates that TSA may receive these things as well.
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Aug 9, 2007, 10:35 pm
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http://news.aol.com/story/_a/feds-co...00010000000001
News - Feds Consider 'Light Saber' Weapon - AOL News
This article from AOL news indicates that TSA may receive these things as well.
News - Feds Consider 'Light Saber' Weapon - AOL News
This article from AOL news indicates that TSA may receive these things as well.