TSA Security Poster -- Missing a few pics
 

I saw this on our CSSO's desk (security officer for those not in the contracting world) this morning. He emailed it to me.

Link is here.

It's a PDF so you'll need Acrobat reader.

Couldn't help but laugh.

First of all, think it's missing a few pictures? :D

Secondly, I found the quote nothing but an excuse for institutionalized incompetence. And of course, the TSA office that made it ... the TSA office of intelligence ... has to be bogus. With institutionalized stupidity, there is nothing "intelligent" about TSA, nor do they show any use of real intelligence.

And based on Spiff's comment this morning on the terrorist tip, this one's for him. :D

I thought about adding a few pics and emailing it to Kippie saying "there, I fixed it." :D

Super

What a joke of a poster (the .pdf file!) and an even bigger joke quote by Comrade Hawley.

Hey Kippie, there's no "security code" in your pathetic little organization. Just some incompetent imbecile making it up as he goes along, finally getting a chance to take revenge on all those perceived enemies from the school yard wedgie days.

Wow -- Somebody skilled with Photoshop or something like that is going to have a field day with this!! :D

I can think of a several known figures missing from this poster...
Kip being one of them... followed by some higher ups...

After the errors have been corrected, this poster (the .pdf file!) would be an excellent item to post copies of in conspicuous places with a high amount of airline-travel-related traffic... :)

I'll have to see what I can come up with at home. I don't have very good photoshop skills. And one I know who does is Canadian and probably wouldn't care about this anyway.

Whoever does the edit has to make sure that infamous picture of Comrade Chertoff makes it onto the poster - the picture published in the NYPost where his snarling, nasty mug looked exactly like Osama Bin Laden.

Got a link? I'm already thinking W, Kippie, Chertoff and Cheney need to be on there.

I can't find a link to the photo I am thinking of, but I found another less-than-flattering mugshot of Herr Chertoff...

http://salon.glenrose.net/img/chertoff.jpg

Also, I found a less-than-flattering article which details his ties to Saudi terror funding, defending (as his attorney) a business partner of Osama Bin Laden, and other misdeeds committed by someone who is so hellbent on using every one of my rights and freedoms to find and punish the very people the article seems to indicate he once defended and supported.

Article here: http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/r...i?ArtNum=84973

You will believe what you are told and you will like it.

Don't force them to send you to re-education.

but Spiff, it was Prepared by the TSA Office of Intelligence ;).

This is priceless! I can't wait for the "revised" version. ^

Looks like I can edit this with Photoshop. ^ I'll probably work on it this weekend when I have some time.

If you have pics in the meantime of your favorite political figure, please PM me the link. Some I'm thiking of are W, Cheney, Chertoff, Kippie, Daschle ... I'd like to replace them all. :D

Super

So this explains why every airport seems to enjoy having it's own twist on security screening.

Profiling is bad, right? Look at the TSA poster. Then look at four real Bad Guys. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6264839.stm. All could so easily be mistaken for Sweedish Grandmothers, right?

I use the Peep Hole Test. It works. You get a knock on your front door at 3 AM. You look through the peep hole and see one of these faces looking in. Do you open the door, or are you so scared you wish it was legal to shoot through the door in a preemptive strike? :D

Put their mugs on the TSA poster and those of the 9/11 terrorists and ask Joe Average to "pick out the most likely looking terrorist suspect." See how many get it right.