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Spiff Jul 12, 2007 9:05 am


Originally Posted by Flaflyer (Post 8044666)

Put their mugs on the TSA poster and those of the 9/11 terrorists and ask Joe Average to "pick out the most likely looking terrorist suspect." See how many get it right.

If Joe Average has ever seen Comrade Chertoff or Comrade Hawley giving a propoganda speech on TV, then Average Joe should have no problem picking out the filthy lying Communists from the filthy murdering terrorists.

videomaker Jul 12, 2007 10:34 am


Originally Posted by goalie (Post 8041802)
but Spiff, it was Prepared by the TSA Office of Intelligence ;).

TSA Office of Intelligence? Now THAT'S an oxymoron. :D

honeytoes Jul 12, 2007 12:13 pm

That poster is priceless! My cubemates are all wondering ... I am laughing about over here. :)

I look forward to the revised one as well.

mikeef Jul 12, 2007 1:13 pm


Originally Posted by Superguy (Post 8042334)
Looks like I can edit this with Photoshop. ^ I'll probably work on it this weekend when I have some time.

If you have pics in the meantime of your favorite political figure, please PM me the link. Some I'm thiking of are W, Cheney, Chertoff, Kippie, Daschle ... I'd like to replace them all. :D

Super

We definitely need an Oompa-Loompa smack dab in the middle.

Mike

Superguy Jul 12, 2007 1:54 pm


Originally Posted by mikeef (Post 8046304)
We definitely need an Oompa-Loompa smack dab in the middle.

Mike

I should probably put the wicked witch of the west in there. She flies on a broom and can be a terror in the skies. :D

goalie Jul 12, 2007 3:06 pm


Originally Posted by Superguy (Post 8046526)
I should probably put the wicked witch of the west in there. She flies on a broom and can be a terror in the skies. :D

here ya go but just remember to label it "kip hawley's evil twin sister" :D

http://thewizardofoz.warnerbros.com/...tos/photo5.jpg

viking407rob Jul 12, 2007 3:14 pm

I just might print that out and hang it over the bar. :D

gj83 Jul 12, 2007 3:18 pm


Originally Posted by Superguy (Post 8042334)
W, Cheney, Chertoff, Kippie, Daschle


Originally Posted by mikeef (Post 8046304)
We definitely need an Oompa-Loompa smack dab in the middle.

^

Originally Posted by Superguy (Post 8046526)
I should probably put the wicked witch of the west in there. She flies on a broom and can be a terror in the skies. :D

:D
What about Tony Blair, Rumsfeld (or I believe they call him Rummy on Lil' Bush), Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan :eek:?

goalie Jul 12, 2007 3:29 pm


Originally Posted by gj83 (Post 8047075)
^

:D
What about Tony Blair, Rumsfeld (or I believe they call him Rummy on Lil' Bush), Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan :eek:?

you're right...rumpot deserves a square but it's not fair to the square to put ph in one. :D

gj83 Jul 12, 2007 3:35 pm


Originally Posted by goalie (Post 8047147)
you're right...rumpot deserves a square but it's not fair to the square to put ph in one. :D

I was just trying to attract more attention to the poster.

Spiff Jul 12, 2007 3:40 pm


Originally Posted by gj83 (Post 8047182)
I was just trying to attract more attention to the poster.

Our design Comrades in TSA have made it quite eye-catching already, especially Comrade Hawley's lies.

Let's leave poor Paris out of this. ;)

Superguy Jul 12, 2007 8:34 pm


Originally Posted by goalie (Post 8047004)
here ya go but just remember to label it "kip hawley's evil twin sister" :D

http://thewizardofoz.warnerbros.com/...tos/photo5.jpg

lol great. Added it.

Although I think Kippie is her dumb twin. :D

Also added Ridge as he was the one that started the stupid colors.

And for fun, let's put Spiff's pic on there with all the Commies. Sound good, Comrade? :D ;) :p

Spiff Jul 12, 2007 8:55 pm


Originally Posted by Superguy (Post 8048466)
And for fun, let's put Spiff's pic on there with all the Commies. Sound good, Comrade? :D ;) :p

Now why would you want to do that? I represent liberty, not tyranny. :p

Superguy Jul 12, 2007 9:06 pm


Originally Posted by Spiff (Post 8048549)
Now why would you want to do that? I represent liberty, not tyranny. :p

We all know you're a closet pinko. ;)

goalie Jul 13, 2007 12:23 pm


Originally Posted by Superguy (Post 8048466)

Originally Posted by goalie (Post 8047004)
here ya go but just remember to label it "kip hawley's evil twin sister" :D

http://thewizardofoz.warnerbros.com/...tos/photo5.jpg

lol great. Added it.

Although I think Kippie is her dumb twin. :D

Also added Ridge as he was the one that started the stupid colors.

And for fun, let's put Spiff's pic on there with all the Commies. Sound good, Comrade? :D ;) :p

true as we wouldn't want to insult poor margaret hamilton anymore than we must when insulting the kipster ;). now as to ridge, see if you can get the eyes any bigger to really accentuate the deer in the headlight look and speaking of animals, why not add something all american like this* as well......


Originally Posted by Spiff (Post 8048549)
Now why would you want to do that? I represent liberty, not tyranny. :p

don't you know that in any type of photo or face to face line up, there is always one "plant" to keep things honest. you know-so that the victim can pick out the perp but unfortunately blows the case by identifying the one honest and sane person in the group :). vote (early and often) for Spiff to run (and then dismantle) the tsa!

*omfg-lassie and timmy are ter'writsts-all forms of pet food will now be prohibitted in your carry-on luggage unless in a 3oz/1ltr tsa approved pet dish which must be clearly visibile inside your tsa approved 3oz/1ltr ziplock baggie.


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