TSA Security Poster -- Missing a few pics
 

I saw this on our CSSO's desk (security officer for those not in the contracting world) this morning. He emailed it to me.

Link is here.

It's a PDF so you'll need Acrobat reader.

Couldn't help but laugh.

First of all, think it's missing a few pictures? :D

Secondly, I found the quote nothing but an excuse for institutionalized incompetence. And of course, the TSA office that made it ... the TSA office of intelligence ... has to be bogus. With institutionalized stupidity, there is nothing "intelligent" about TSA, nor do they show any use of real intelligence.

And based on Spiff's comment this morning on the terrorist tip, this one's for him. :D

I thought about adding a few pics and emailing it to Kippie saying "there, I fixed it." :D

Super

What a joke of a poster (the .pdf file!) and an even bigger joke quote by Comrade Hawley.

Hey Kippie, there's no "security code" in your pathetic little organization. Just some incompetent imbecile making it up as he goes along, finally getting a chance to take revenge on all those perceived enemies from the school yard wedgie days.

Wow -- Somebody skilled with Photoshop or something like that is going to have a field day with this!! :D

I can think of a several known figures missing from this poster...
Kip being one of them... followed by some higher ups...

After the errors have been corrected, this poster (the .pdf file!) would be an excellent item to post copies of in conspicuous places with a high amount of airline-travel-related traffic... :)

I'll have to see what I can come up with at home. I don't have very good photoshop skills. And one I know who does is Canadian and probably wouldn't care about this anyway.

Whoever does the edit has to make sure that infamous picture of Comrade Chertoff makes it onto the poster - the picture published in the NYPost where his snarling, nasty mug looked exactly like Osama Bin Laden.

Got a link? I'm already thinking W, Kippie, Chertoff and Cheney need to be on there.

I can't find a link to the photo I am thinking of, but I found another less-than-flattering mugshot of Herr Chertoff...

http://salon.glenrose.net/img/chertoff.jpg

Also, I found a less-than-flattering article which details his ties to Saudi terror funding, defending (as his attorney) a business partner of Osama Bin Laden, and other misdeeds committed by someone who is so hellbent on using every one of my rights and freedoms to find and punish the very people the article seems to indicate he once defended and supported.

Article here: http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/r...i?ArtNum=84973

You will believe what you are told and you will like it.

Don't force them to send you to re-education.

but Spiff, it was Prepared by the TSA Office of Intelligence ;).

This is priceless! I can't wait for the "revised" version. ^

Looks like I can edit this with Photoshop. ^ I'll probably work on it this weekend when I have some time.

If you have pics in the meantime of your favorite political figure, please PM me the link. Some I'm thiking of are W, Cheney, Chertoff, Kippie, Daschle ... I'd like to replace them all. :D

Super

So this explains why every airport seems to enjoy having it's own twist on security screening.

Profiling is bad, right? Look at the TSA poster. Then look at four real Bad Guys. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6264839.stm. All could so easily be mistaken for Sweedish Grandmothers, right?

I use the Peep Hole Test. It works. You get a knock on your front door at 3 AM. You look through the peep hole and see one of these faces looking in. Do you open the door, or are you so scared you wish it was legal to shoot through the door in a preemptive strike? :D

Put their mugs on the TSA poster and those of the 9/11 terrorists and ask Joe Average to "pick out the most likely looking terrorist suspect." See how many get it right.

If Joe Average has ever seen Comrade Chertoff or Comrade Hawley giving a propoganda speech on TV, then Average Joe should have no problem picking out the filthy lying Communists from the filthy murdering terrorists.

TSA Office of Intelligence? Now THAT'S an oxymoron. :D

That poster is priceless! My cubemates are all wondering ... I am laughing about over here. :)

I look forward to the revised one as well.

We definitely need an Oompa-Loompa smack dab in the middle.

Mike

I should probably put the wicked witch of the west in there. She flies on a broom and can be a terror in the skies. :D

here ya go but just remember to label it "kip hawley's evil twin sister" :D

http://thewizardofoz.warnerbros.com/...tos/photo5.jpg

I just might print that out and hang it over the bar. :D

^
:D
What about Tony Blair, Rumsfeld (or I believe they call him Rummy on Lil' Bush), Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan :eek:?

you're right...rumpot deserves a square but it's not fair to the square to put ph in one. :D

I was just trying to attract more attention to the poster.

Our design Comrades in TSA have made it quite eye-catching already, especially Comrade Hawley's lies.

Let's leave poor Paris out of this. ;)

lol great. Added it.

Although I think Kippie is her dumb twin. :D

Also added Ridge as he was the one that started the stupid colors.

And for fun, let's put Spiff's pic on there with all the Commies. Sound good, Comrade? :D ;) :p

Now why would you want to do that? I represent liberty, not tyranny. :p

We all know you're a closet pinko. ;)

true as we wouldn't want to insult poor margaret hamilton anymore than we must when insulting the kipster ;). now as to ridge, see if you can get the eyes any bigger to really accentuate the deer in the headlight look and speaking of animals, why not add something all american like this* as well......

don't you know that in any type of photo or face to face line up, there is always one "plant" to keep things honest. you know-so that the victim can pick out the perp but unfortunately blows the case by identifying the one honest and sane person in the group :). vote (early and often) for Spiff to run (and then dismantle) the tsa!

*omfg-lassie and timmy are ter'writsts-all forms of pet food will now be prohibitted in your carry-on luggage unless in a 3oz/1ltr tsa approved pet dish which must be clearly visibile inside your tsa approved 3oz/1ltr ziplock baggie.

That ought to cover all bases
 

Just retitle the poster "DHS Most Wanted Enemies of the Homeland: Tewwowists and TSA Disparagers" :D

The updated version
 

Ok all, here's the updated version.

Link here.

Enjoy. :D

Thanks to all for the pics and ideas. :)

Super

That's excellent!

^^^^^

Outstanding work, Superguy! ^

These posters will look great at airports and inside copies of airline inflight magazines.

Post copiously, my friends! :)

Glad you all like it.

Feel free to post and distribute. :)

Super

Awesome!!!

Cool! :cool:

Sure!

Thanks for the update and the laugh.

agreed...OUTSTANDING! ^^ <--look all caps for me ;)

now for my wish list....

• a miniature version with a sticky back to put on our freedom baggies a la kip hawley is an idiot.
  
• i can't wait for the tsa to inspect a bag and watch their reaction when they find it (i hope it's me cuz i'e just printed it and put it in my briefcase)

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee