Possible new security procedures...
Aug 25, 2006 | 8:23 am
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Possible new security procedures...
Trying to guess some new procedures that could be introduced:
1. No more watches/time pieces: Suspicious folks have been held because they checked the time too often.
2. English ONLY: If you speak/pray, then do so ONLY in English. We want to overhear and understand what folks are talking. If it is Greek, it could be intepreted as Arabic.
3. Dress: Only Star Trek costumes allowed, this way we know there can be no hidden pockets or suspicious looking dresses (read as dishdash)
1. No more watches/time pieces: Suspicious folks have been held because they checked the time too often.
2. English ONLY: If you speak/pray, then do so ONLY in English. We want to overhear and understand what folks are talking. If it is Greek, it could be intepreted as Arabic.
3. Dress: Only Star Trek costumes allowed, this way we know there can be no hidden pockets or suspicious looking dresses (read as dishdash)
Aug 25, 2006 | 2:43 pm
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YYZ Maple Leaf
How about this:
At the YYZ Maple Leaf lounge in Terminal 2, they have an attendent doling out soda and beer from cans. No one can handle the "highly dangerous" substance by themselves. Maybe they are collecting the empty cans for refund or some folks have complained about damaging their nails whilst opening soda cans.
At the YYZ Maple Leaf lounge in Terminal 2, they have an attendent doling out soda and beer from cans. No one can handle the "highly dangerous" substance by themselves. Maybe they are collecting the empty cans for refund or some folks have complained about damaging their nails whilst opening soda cans.
Aug 25, 2006 | 2:51 pm
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Originally Posted by TravellingMan
How about this:
At the YYZ Maple Leaf lounge in Terminal 2, they have an attendent doling out soda and beer from cans. No one can handle the "highly dangerous" substance by themselves. Maybe they are collecting the empty cans for refund or some folks have complained about damaging their nails whilst opening soda cans.
At the YYZ Maple Leaf lounge in Terminal 2, they have an attendent doling out soda and beer from cans. No one can handle the "highly dangerous" substance by themselves. Maybe they are collecting the empty cans for refund or some folks have complained about damaging their nails whilst opening soda cans.
Aug 25, 2006 | 2:53 pm
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Originally Posted by TravellingMan
3. Dress: Only Star Trek costumes allowed, this way we know there can be no hidden pockets or suspicious looking dresses (read as dishdash)
