Possible new security procedures...
 

Trying to guess some new procedures that could be introduced:

1. No more watches/time pieces: Suspicious folks have been held because they checked the time too often.
2. English ONLY: If you speak/pray, then do so ONLY in English. We want to overhear and understand what folks are talking. If it is Greek, it could be intepreted as Arabic.
3. Dress: Only Star Trek costumes allowed, this way we know there can be no hidden pockets or suspicious looking dresses (read as dishdash)

YYZ Maple Leaf
 

How about this:

At the YYZ Maple Leaf lounge in Terminal 2, they have an attendent doling out soda and beer from cans. No one can handle the "highly dangerous" substance by themselves. Maybe they are collecting the empty cans for refund or some folks have complained about damaging their nails whilst opening soda cans. :confused: :confused: :confused:

Same thing here at a different Maple Leaf lounge right now. They have a woman locking the fridge and opening it for each request of a beverage. You can still pour your own beer or juice into a glass, but can't be trusted with a can of soda.

I thought the Star Trek uniforms had hand phaser pockets. Now what could you put in there? :eek:

Oooooo, it takes special authority to handle sodas now. I like that.