New TSA Ban?
Feb 24, 2005 | 10:39 pm
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New TSA Ban?
There was a fire recently in FLL's Delta Terminal. According to the news report:
Some ball bearings seized on a shaft in the luggage conveyor belt, causing friction on the moving belt to spark the fire in Terminal 2 shortly before noon, Broward Sheriff's Office fire-rescue division Capt. David Erdman said.
I am certain that this will inspire the TSA to require all future passengers to surrender their balls.
Some ball bearings seized on a shaft in the luggage conveyor belt, causing friction on the moving belt to spark the fire in Terminal 2 shortly before noon, Broward Sheriff's Office fire-rescue division Capt. David Erdman said.
I am certain that this will inspire the TSA to require all future passengers to surrender their balls.
Feb 25, 2005 | 1:12 am
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Dovester, how the hell can you even wish for this, your bearings must be getting ready to sieze, if they haven't already
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Feb 25, 2005 | 6:14 am
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Originally Posted by Dovster
There was a fire recently in FLL's Delta Terminal. According to the news report:
Some ball bearings seized on a shaft in the luggage conveyor belt, causing friction on the moving belt to spark the fire in Terminal 2 shortly before noon, Broward Sheriff's Office fire-rescue division Capt. David Erdman said.
I am certain that this will inspire the TSA to require all future passengers to surrender their balls.
Some ball bearings seized on a shaft in the luggage conveyor belt, causing friction on the moving belt to spark the fire in Terminal 2 shortly before noon, Broward Sheriff's Office fire-rescue division Capt. David Erdman said.
I am certain that this will inspire the TSA to require all future passengers to surrender their balls.
Feb 25, 2005 | 8:07 am
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Does this mean they will quit serving nuts on the planes?
Feb 25, 2005 | 8:31 am
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Originally Posted by underpressure
Does this mean they will quit serving nuts on the planes?
Feb 25, 2005 | 9:49 am
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Some used to glaze them. Some mix them. 
Feb 25, 2005 | 10:32 am
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Originally Posted by Yaatri
Some used to glaze them. Some mix them.
Feb 25, 2005 | 9:43 pm
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My friend likes sundaes topped with wet nuts. Yuk!
Feb 25, 2005 | 9:48 pm
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Originally Posted by Traveller
My friend likes sundaes topped with wet nuts. Yuk!
I won't do it!
I won't even think of asking Traveller how she likes her Sundays topped off!
Feb 25, 2005 | 10:26 pm
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Originally Posted by Dovster
I can't do it.
I won't do it!
I won't even think of asking Traveller how she likes her Sundays topped off!
I won't do it!
I won't even think of asking Traveller how she likes her Sundays topped off!
I like my Sundays topped off with a nap.
Feb 25, 2005 | 10:26 pm
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Originally Posted by Dovster
I can't do it.
I won't do it!
I won't even think of asking Traveller how she likes her Sundays topped off!
I won't do it!
I won't even think of asking Traveller how she likes her Sundays topped off!
Feb 26, 2005 | 10:19 am
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Originally Posted by Dovster
There was a fire recently in FLL's Delta Terminal. According to the news report:
Some ball bearings seized on a shaft in the luggage conveyor belt, causing friction on the moving belt to spark the fire in Terminal 2 shortly before noon, Broward Sheriff's Office fire-rescue division Capt. David Erdman said.
I am certain that this will inspire the TSA to require all future passengers to surrender their balls.
Some ball bearings seized on a shaft in the luggage conveyor belt, causing friction on the moving belt to spark the fire in Terminal 2 shortly before noon, Broward Sheriff's Office fire-rescue division Capt. David Erdman said.
I am certain that this will inspire the TSA to require all future passengers to surrender their balls.
Feb 27, 2005 | 12:16 pm
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Yes, but if they check your nuts, they will certainly use the proper colour of zip locks to reseal your bag. 
Best wishes,
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Best wishes,
Teacher49
Mar 3, 2005 | 6:38 pm
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Originally Posted by Dovster
I won't even think of asking Traveller how she likes her Sundays topped off!
Mar 3, 2005 | 6:58 pm
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I think that the innuendo about nuts is in extremely poor taste.