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Dovster Feb 24, 2005 10:39 pm
New TSA Ban?
 
There was a fire recently in FLL's Delta Terminal. According to the news report:

Some ball bearings seized on a shaft in the luggage conveyor belt, causing friction on the moving belt to spark the fire in Terminal 2 shortly before noon, Broward Sheriff's Office fire-rescue division Capt. David Erdman said.

I am certain that this will inspire the TSA to require all future passengers to surrender their balls.

windwalker Feb 25, 2005 1:12 am
Dovester, how the hell can you even wish for this, your bearings must be getting ready to sieze, if they haven't already

whirledtraveler Feb 25, 2005 6:14 am
Originally Posted by Dovster
There was a fire recently in FLL's Delta Terminal. According to the news report:

Some ball bearings seized on a shaft in the luggage conveyor belt, causing friction on the moving belt to spark the fire in Terminal 2 shortly before noon, Broward Sheriff's Office fire-rescue division Capt. David Erdman said.

I am certain that this will inspire the TSA to require all future passengers to surrender their balls.
On seeing the cause of the blaze, Capt. "Snuffy" Erdman yelled "Great Balls of Fire!"

underpressure Feb 25, 2005 8:07 am
Does this mean they will quit serving nuts on the planes?

Dovster Feb 25, 2005 8:31 am
Originally Posted by underpressure
Does this mean they will quit serving nuts on the planes?
I usually fly Delta in Y, meaning that they haven't given me any in-flight service for years. I don't know how other airlines will treat their nuts.

Yaatri Feb 25, 2005 9:49 am
Some used to glaze them. Some mix them. :D

MSY-MSP Feb 25, 2005 10:32 am
Originally Posted by Yaatri
Some used to glaze them. Some mix them. :D
and some even warm them :D

Traveller Feb 25, 2005 9:43 pm
My friend likes sundaes topped with wet nuts. Yuk!

Dovster Feb 25, 2005 9:48 pm
Originally Posted by Traveller
My friend likes sundaes topped with wet nuts. Yuk!
I can't do it.

I won't do it!

I won't even think of asking Traveller how she likes her Sundays topped off!

Traveller Feb 25, 2005 10:26 pm
Originally Posted by Dovster
I can't do it.

I won't do it!

I won't even think of asking Traveller how she likes her Sundays topped off!
I like my sundaes topped off with dry nuts and chocolate sauce.

I like my Sundays topped off with a nap. :)

PatrickHenry1775 Feb 25, 2005 10:26 pm
Originally Posted by Dovster
I can't do it.

I won't do it!

I won't even think of asking Traveller how she likes her Sundays topped off!
Warm salted nuts?

divrdrew Feb 26, 2005 10:19 am
Originally Posted by Dovster
There was a fire recently in FLL's Delta Terminal. According to the news report:

Some ball bearings seized on a shaft in the luggage conveyor belt, causing friction on the moving belt to spark the fire in Terminal 2 shortly before noon, Broward Sheriff's Office fire-rescue division Capt. David Erdman said.

I am certain that this will inspire the TSA to require all future passengers to surrender their balls.
LOL...Actually, it may not even be the TSA that initiates it...may be our lovely senators :D

Teacher49 Feb 27, 2005 12:16 pm
Yes, but if they check your nuts, they will certainly use the proper colour of zip locks to reseal your bag. :p

Best wishes,

Teacher49

Peetah Mar 3, 2005 6:38 pm
Originally Posted by Dovster
I won't even think of asking Traveller how she likes her Sundays topped off!
With Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls?

whirledtraveler Mar 3, 2005 6:58 pm
I think that the innuendo about nuts is in extremely poor taste.


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