Deplorable Human Sewage.
Testy Swaggering Accosters.
Diddling Heels Stonewalling
Tenderfoot Sanitarium Attendants.

Daniel H. Stone,
The Stumblebum Admiral.

Typically, Snotty Attitude.
Deplorable Hygeine Straits.
Subterfuge Supplants Serious Security.

Boy, there is a great brain trust be wasted here. 6 pages of crap.

Someone's Summary Stradles Subject.
Try Staying Acronymous.
Don't Hate, Stimulate!

Truckling Stowaways Again.

Let's try Latin!
 

Testificor Somnio Ara
Desipio Haud Securitas
Salus Sophismata Saecula Saeculorum

Greattings, all. New forum member here. <Waves to assembly>

I have to hand it to you folks, there are some pretty creative posts in this thread. :D

HighFlyer gets the award for wit, though, hands down. Good stuff! If you ever do consider writing a book, keep me in mind. I run a publishing company. :cool:

Here's my contribution to the collection:

Totally Screwed Again
Too many Stupid Administrators
Truth Shouldn't Apply
Takes S#!*y Attitudes
Travelers Spur Annoyance
Take Some Applications

Cheers.