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HigherFlyer May 25, 2004 5:34 pm
Iambic pentameter...
 
Dirtily Heaving a Suitcase,
Tearing Spare-undies Asunder.
Slaughtering Somebodys Suit with a Swab.

HigherFlyer May 26, 2004 1:07 pm
How about Limericks?!...
 
Truthfully, Sister Annette,
She Sings a Sad Sermonette.
They Scrutinized Audaciously,
Derided Her Salaciously.
Screeners Stole her Stationary Set.

HigherFlyer May 26, 2004 3:15 pm
Simple Sonnet, Shakespearian Style...
 
[Deep shakespearian voice, ala Hamlet...]
"Delusion! Heartless Subterfuge!
Surely, Someone Shall Silence
Thy Scurrilous Aberration!"
[/voice]

doctall41 May 26, 2004 4:16 pm
Originally Posted by HigherFlyer
[Deep shakespearian voice, ala Hamlet...]
"Delusion! Heartless Subterfuge!
Surely, Someone Shall Silence
Thy Scurrilous Aberration!"
[/voice]
(Narrator voice, maybe sounding like Orson Wells)
"Methinks someone is in love with his own voice/keyboard"
or
"Methinks someone has way too much spare time"

HigherFlyer May 26, 2004 4:57 pm
Originally Posted by doctall41
(Narrator voice, maybe sounding like Orson Wells)
"Methinks someone is in love with his own voice/keyboard"
or
"Methinks someone has way too much spare time"
"And what, praytell?
Hath this to do with the topic at hand?
That my success affords me leisure?
'Tis not for thy judgement.
Alas, my pearls of wordy wisdom fall not before swine,
But before True Simpletons, All."

HigherFlyer May 27, 2004 5:49 pm
One for the Brittish!
 
Supervisers Should Sack Screeners.
Disguised Hooligan Supporters, Tending Sod All.

HigherFlyer May 27, 2004 8:05 pm
Two California surfers on the beach...
 
"Some Screener's Stealing Surfboards!"
"Dude! How Scandalous!"
"Totally So Arrogant."

HigherFlyer May 30, 2004 12:48 am
They Steal Anything.
Torpid Somnolent Angishores
Tranquilizes Some Allarmists

Scoundrels Seeking Social Status.

Disgusting Hygiene Stink.
Dubious Hebetudinous Shirkers

doctall41 May 30, 2004 8:59 am
Originally Posted by HigherFlyer
"And what, praytell?
Hath this to do with the topic at hand?
That my success affords me leisure?
'Tis not for thy judgement.
Alas, my pearls of wordy wisdom fall not before swine,
But before True Simpletons, All."
You are Too Stinkin' Amusing!

You should write a book!

HigherFlyer May 30, 2004 9:33 am
Originally Posted by doctall41
You are Too Stinkin' Amusing!

You should write a book!
Thread Starter's Amused! :D
Trite Screeners Aren't. :(
Delightfully Humorous Situation!

HigherFlyer May 30, 2004 9:34 pm
Torpor Scarcely Astonishing.
Dormancy Hardly Surprising.
Stolidity Stymies Swift Skedaddle.

aschonland May 31, 2004 11:34 am
Tsa
 
Thousands Standing Around

HigherFlyer Jun 2, 2004 5:48 pm
Disguised Haliburton Sycophants.
Traitors Subverting America.
Surrogate Sires Scolding Subjugated

Spiff Jun 2, 2004 10:05 pm
The Shoe Ardor

HigherFlyer Jun 3, 2004 1:55 am
Tedious, Subsequently Atrabilious.
Damnable Haversack Smashers
Spotless Satchel Suffering Sanction
Tries Stealing Accoutrements
Displacing Honest Sightseers
Surly Stentorian Shoe Shuckers


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