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TSAMGR May 21, 2004 8:10 am

Deplorable Harrassment of Selectees, Treatment Simply Abusive

HigherFlyer May 21, 2004 8:24 am


Originally Posted by TSAMGR
Deplorable Harrassment of Selectees

:cool:

HigherFlyer May 21, 2004 8:51 am

How about...
 

Originally Posted by TSAMGR
Deplorable Harrassment of Selectees, Treatment Simply Abusive

D!(k Head Screeners.
Doesn't Help Security.
Destroys Helpless Suitcases.
Dumb@$$ Hacks Shirking.
Dimwits Helping Sadam.
Doesn't Have Synapse.
Detects Half Sandwich.
Despicable Hated Scum.

HigherFlyer May 21, 2004 8:55 am


Originally Posted by tsadude
tuff, stubborn, and agile ^

Dude Hides Sickness.
Doesn't Have Sanity.
Dude's Humbug Stint.

TSAMGR May 21, 2004 11:38 am


Originally Posted by HigherFlyer
Dude Hides Sickness.
Dosn't Have Sanity.
Dude's Humbug Stint.


Oh, now I gave you the DHS angle you go crazy. :D

HigherFlyer May 21, 2004 12:09 pm


Originally Posted by TSAMGR
Oh, now I gave you the DHS angle you go crazy. :D

Don't Have a Siesure.

TSAMGR May 21, 2004 3:33 pm

:mad: :( :p :rolleyes: :D ;)

Originally Posted by HigherFlyer
Don't Have a Siesure.


TSAMGR May 21, 2004 3:35 pm


Originally Posted by HigherFlyer
Don't Have a Siesure.

Damn HigherFlyer Sarcasms

HigherFlyer May 21, 2004 3:51 pm


Originally Posted by TSAMGR
Damn HigherFlyer Sarcasms

[schoolyard voices]"PERSONAL ATTACK! PERSONAL ATTACK!"[/schoolyard voices]
:mad: :confused: :( :eek: :rolleyes: :o

HigherFlyer May 21, 2004 11:06 pm


Originally Posted by tsadude
Tuff stuff a-hole

Turgid Stinking Appendage.
Truthless Screener Act.
Tries Simulating Assignment.
and
Divisive Hurtfull Scoundrel.
Denies He's Suppositious.
Deviant Humiliates Self.

HigherFlyer May 22, 2004 11:56 am

if The Shoe Applies...
 
Turpitude Summarily Accepted.
Travellers Subjected Arbitrarily.
Terrorists Still Allowed.
Theatrical Self Aggrandizement.
"This $u(k$ @$$".
Tin Star Allert.
..................
Defines Hubris Succinctly.

HigherFlyer May 22, 2004 1:07 pm

A new low...
 
Thrift Store Annex!

TomBascom May 22, 2004 2:31 pm

Trained Shoe Analysts

HigherFlyer May 23, 2004 1:00 am

Three Stooges Audition.

HigherFlyer May 23, 2004 1:01 am

Dirty Handed Shakedown.
Dysfunctional Hassle Spree.
Dollars Horribly Spent.
Desperate Hopeless Situation.
Delusive Hollow Sham.

Treasonous Sinister Axis.
Tricky Shady Amateurs.
Troublesome Shifty Airheads.


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