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HigherFlyer May 23, 2004 4:29 pm


Originally Posted by tsadude
Tuff stuff a-hole

Toy Soldier's Assertion Doesn't Have Substance.

TSAMGR May 23, 2004 5:30 pm


Originally Posted by HigherFlyer
Toy Soldier's Assertion Doesn't Have Substance.


You have way too much time on your hands. :p

HigherFlyer May 23, 2004 5:34 pm

Dukes Hardly Sanitary
Dilatory Heedless Stormtroopers.
Dissects Handbags Slugishly.
Doin' it to us Hoggy Style.

HigherFlyer May 23, 2004 5:35 pm


Originally Posted by TSAMGR
You have way too much time on your hands. :p

You guys make it way too easy. ;)

HigherFlyer May 24, 2004 11:09 am

Something Somewhat Similar to Scrutinize...
 
Stupid System Securing Squat.
Some Stiffs Standing Still.
Seriously Stalled Security Section.
Society's Scraps Still Slaving.
Staff Sniffing Someones Shoes.

HigherFlyer May 24, 2004 2:20 pm

Superfluous Sandbagging. Seems Silly.
Symbolic Superficial Soft Soap.
Smug Self Serving Scam.
Severely Screws Someones Schedule.

HigherFlyer May 24, 2004 3:19 pm

Scanning Shoes, Soiling Socks.
Slapstick Sheriffs, Shielding Status-quo.
Significantly Slows Service Stream.
Slippery Scheming Snake-oil Salesmen.
Scrutinizers Shamelessly Sliming Suitcases.

HigherFlyer May 24, 2004 5:34 pm

Sorry Slacking Side Show.

TSAMGR May 24, 2004 6:36 pm

I think we got the point three pages ago.

HigherFlyer May 24, 2004 6:55 pm


Originally Posted by TSAMGR
I think we got the point three pages ago.

Topic Strays Again... :(
Someone Seems Slightly Sensitive.

HigherFlyer May 24, 2004 11:35 pm

Seldom Stops Sureptitious Souvenirs.
Subterfuge Shrouds Snoopers' Solecism.
Surreal Sleuths Scouring Satchels.
Sophomoric Spies Shepherding the Shoeless.

HigherFlyer May 24, 2004 11:52 pm


Originally Posted by TSAMGR
I think we got the point three pages ago.

Seems Supervisors Support Silence.
Discourse Horrifies Some.
They're Scared of Admonition.

HigherFlyer May 25, 2004 1:13 am

En mi Espanol descompuesto...
 
Delictivos Hallazgo Santuario.
Trabajadoros Son Asaltantes.
Solamente Sin valor Son guardia Seguridad.

HigherFlyer May 25, 2004 3:17 pm

Now in Haiku...
 
Dredging Her Suitcase,
She's Soiling Summer Swimsuits:
Tennis Shoes Allarm.

HigherFlyer May 25, 2004 4:49 pm

En Francais...
 
Théâtre Sans Avancer:
Démasquer Hommes, Stupidement
Supporter Sécurisant Sans Sécurité.


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