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Old Oct 2, 2003 | 10:44 pm
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I thought you'd enjoy some of these fine mementos, Spiff

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Old Oct 2, 2003 | 11:34 pm
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who is Craig Beckman, the guy who hosts this site? Is he associated with the TSA in any way?
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Old Oct 3, 2003 | 5:51 am
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Oh man, that was a good one....

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Old Oct 3, 2003 | 7:07 am
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This can't be the official supply site.

There are no jack boots, no brown shirts, nothing with a swastika, and there's the baffling presence of an American flag.

Maybe someplace that sells Stasi collectibles would be more appropriate for what the webmaster is purported to be selling...

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Old Oct 3, 2003 | 3:48 pm
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Shouldn't it read:

"God Save America"

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Old Oct 4, 2003 | 2:47 pm
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I wonder how long it'll be before this site gets shut down.

Seems like a good source of all of the "official" gear someone might need to do bad things, be they terrorism, assault, theft or anything else that a bad guy might have in mind.

"Ma'am, I'm with the TSA. I'm going to need for you to step aside while I search your purse... These handcuffs are just for your protection..."

They may not be able to stop the "FBI" and "POLICE" T-shirts, but, since homeland security is the favorite cause, I'm sure they'll stop this stuff.
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Old Oct 5, 2003 | 12:21 am
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<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by swise:
I wonder how long it'll be before this site gets shut down.

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I'm wondering if I can get a jewler or someone who is trained in these things to weld my "flyertalk" pin onto one of these TSA pins or badges.

Hello, I'm from the FTSA!

May I pat you down?
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Old Oct 5, 2003 | 3:31 am
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The website colors are all wrong ... what happened to the Candyland scheme??? How will I know what the terror alert is without primary colors to guide me???

What color = bending over and kissing your ... goodbye???

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