Mementos for Spiff
 

I thought you'd enjoy some of these fine mementos, Spiff http://www.flyertalk.com/travel/fttr...orum/smile.gif

www.homelandproductions.com

who is Craig Beckman, the guy who hosts this site? Is he associated with the TSA in any way?

Oh man, that was a good one.... http://www.flyertalk.com/travel/fttravel_forum/wink.gif

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Don't take life too seriously, afterall, you won't get out alive.

This can't be the official supply site.

There are no jack boots, no brown shirts, nothing with a swastika, and there's the baffling presence of an American flag.

Maybe someplace that sells Stasi collectibles would be more appropriate for what the webmaster is purported to be selling...

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"Give me Liberty or give me Death." - Patrick Henry

Shouldn't it read:

"God Save America"

?

I wonder how long it'll be before this site gets shut down.

Seems like a good source of all of the "official" gear someone might need to do bad things, be they terrorism, assault, theft or anything else that a bad guy might have in mind.

"Ma'am, I'm with the TSA. I'm going to need for you to step aside while I search your purse... These handcuffs are just for your protection..."

They may not be able to stop the "FBI" and "POLICE" T-shirts, but, since homeland security is the favorite cause, I'm sure they'll stop this stuff.

I'm wondering if I can get a jewler or someone who is trained in these things to weld my "flyertalk" pin onto one of these TSA pins or badges.

Hello, I'm from the FTSA!

May I pat you down?

The website colors are all wrong ... what happened to the Candyland scheme??? How will I know what the terror alert is without primary colors to guide me???

What color = bending over and kissing your ... goodbye???

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety
deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Ben Franklin