TSA Math
Mar 31, 2011 | 1:16 pm
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Well, let's figure the actual value of the TSA... "...let me do the math. Nothing, and nothing, carry the nothing..."
Yeah, basically the TSA is a whopping big budget for absolutely no value (for my tax dollars, anyway. I'm sure the TSA is considered valuable by the "anything for safety" crowd who'd be happy to drop trou and bend over for a sigmoidoscope as long as it made them feel safer.
Yeah, basically the TSA is a whopping big budget for absolutely no value (for my tax dollars, anyway. I'm sure the TSA is considered valuable by the "anything for safety" crowd who'd be happy to drop trou and bend over for a sigmoidoscope as long as it made them feel safer.
Mar 31, 2011 | 1:22 pm
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Dear Congress:
At TSA we know we can do a better job. Last year we found zero terrorists. If you double our budget, we promise to find twice that number next year.
Your Very Special Agent IN CHARGE John P.
p.s. when will my Blue Shirt Army get those guns I requested? Just checking. Thanks.
At TSA we know we can do a better job. Last year we found zero terrorists. If you double our budget, we promise to find twice that number next year.
Your Very Special Agent IN CHARGE John P.
p.s. when will my Blue Shirt Army get those guns I requested? Just checking. Thanks.
Mar 31, 2011 | 1:57 pm
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I'm thinking more of that scene on The Beverly Hillbillies where Jethro Bodine "ciphers" that 10% of a million dollars is ten million. He'd probably be FSD of LAX today...
Mar 31, 2011 | 2:12 pm
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