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Old Dec 7, 2010 | 12:02 pm
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Funny - And then the TSA touch their...

"And then the TSA touch their balls. Like this."

http://twitpic.com/3djlet

I stumbled upon this early this morning and couldn't find it already posted in the forums.

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Old Dec 7, 2010 | 12:15 pm
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Originally Posted by mfdii
"And then the TSA touch their balls. Like this."

http://twitpic.com/3djlet

I stumbled upon this early this morning and couldn't find it already posted.
If only I had enough discretionary income to put this on a billboard outside our airport..... Maybe then some sheeple would get a clue.............eh.. probably not.....
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Old Dec 7, 2010 | 1:18 pm
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I just put it on FB.
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Old Dec 7, 2010 | 1:25 pm
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Kind of off topic, but it reminds me of the TSA's Christmas song to the tune of "Deck the Halls":

"Grab their balls, for homeland security...fa la la la la la la la la la"
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Old Dec 7, 2010 | 1:31 pm
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Kind of off topic, but it reminds me of the TSA's Christmas song to the tune of "Deck the Halls":

"Grab their balls, for homeland security...fa la la la la la la la la la"
"We will make people feel dirty ... fa la la la la la la la la
Take their liquids and their shoes ... fa la la la la la la la la la
All the travelers we'll abuse ... fa la la la la la la la la!"
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Old Dec 7, 2010 | 1:37 pm
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Old Dec 7, 2010 | 1:42 pm
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ROFL!!!
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Old Dec 7, 2010 | 2:48 pm
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Hilarious. Keep 'em coming ^
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Old Dec 7, 2010 | 4:53 pm
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In the spirit of our holiday season ...

Every time a passenger gets groped, a terrorist gets his wings.
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Old Dec 7, 2010 | 5:15 pm
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Originally Posted by jjgui
In the spirit of our holiday season ...

Every time a passenger gets groped, a terrorist gets his wings.

Should it not be:

Every time 72 passengers get groped, a terrorist get his wings.

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Old Dec 7, 2010 | 5:19 pm
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I saw this somewhere:

"TSA - We handle more packages than USPS!"
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Old Dec 7, 2010 | 5:44 pm
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Originally Posted by FlyingUnderTheRadar
Should it not be:

Every time 70 passengers get groped, a terrorist get his wings.
Ya, you're right. No need to give these groping-rapers more frequent groping points than they are worth. In fact, a new program change (in light of them bringing on even more scanners) will make it 100 gropes now before wings are given. ^
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Old Dec 7, 2010 | 7:37 pm
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Originally Posted by jjgui
In the spirit of our holiday season ...

Every time a passenger gets groped, a terrorist gets his wings.
I thought a terrorist would get a virgin. Probably wouldn't take long for them to get their 72.
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Old Dec 7, 2010 | 8:03 pm
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With all this talk about terrorists getting their wings and so forth, I can't help but wonder if the TSA has a "Frequent Groper Program". If you grope so many passengers, you get to print out the images from the pervert machine and take them home???
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