Originally Posted by
slh14
Kind of off topic, but it reminds me of the TSA's Christmas song to the tune of "Deck the Halls":
"Grab their balls, for homeland security...fa la la la la la la la la la"
"We will make people feel dirty ... fa la la la la la la la la
Take their liquids and their shoes ... fa la la la la la la la la la
All the travelers we'll abuse ... fa la la la la la la la la!"