Community
Wiki Posts
Search

The best TSA security booth ever!

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old Nov 27, 2010 | 8:11 am
  #1  
Original Poster
All eyes on you!
15 Years on Site
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: SMF
Posts: 1,268
The best TSA security booth ever!

New! TSA has announced a security device that will replace the full body scanners. It's called the "Detonation" booth. You will be directed to step into a highly reinforced booth. TSA agent closes the door. High technology detects any type of explosive and a-u-t-o-m-a-t-i-c-a-l-l-y detonates it. The appropriate airline is immediately updated so that the airline can make PA announcement such as: "Attention passengers on stand-by, flight XXX, we just received news that we have an available seat!" (emailed to host of , John Hamilton, on KGO Radio, SF, on Aug. 27, 2010 during his "On the Go" show)
Tailgater is offline  
Old Nov 27, 2010 | 8:24 am
  #2  
A FlyerTalk Posting Legend
10 Countries Visited
Community Builder
All eyes on you!
15 Years on Site
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: where the chile is hot
Programs: AA,RR,NW,Delta ,UA,CO
Posts: 49,079
Originally Posted by Tailgater
New! TSA has announced a security device that will replace the full body scanners. It's called the "Detonation" booth. You will be directed to step into a highly reinforced booth. TSA agent closes the door. High technology detects any type of explosive and a-u-t-o-m-a-t-i-c-a-l-l-y detonates it. The appropriate airline is immediately updated so that the airline can make PA announcement such as: "Attention passengers on stand-by, flight XXX, we just received news that we have an available seat!" (emailed to host of , John Hamilton, on KGO Radio, SF, on Aug. 27, 2010 during his "On the Go" show)
Old, tired, and not really funny in the first place.
chollie is offline  
Old Nov 27, 2010 | 8:34 am
  #3  
FlyerTalk Evangelist
30 Countries Visited
1M
All eyes on you!
15 Years on Site
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Northeast Kansas | Colorado Native
Programs: Amex Gold/Plat, UA *G, Hyatt Globalist, IHG Plat Marriott LT Gold, NEXUS, TSA Disparager Unobtanium
Posts: 22,652
OP! recommend you do a search next time. This has been posted three or four times within the last month or two. I'm guessing that the mods will merge it..
FriendlySkies is offline  


Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service -

This site is owned, operated, and maintained by MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. Copyright © 2026 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Designated trademarks are the property of their respective owners.