Originally Posted by Tailgater

New! TSA has announced a security device that will replace the full body scanners. It's called the "Detonation" booth. You will be directed to step into a highly reinforced booth. TSA agent closes the door. High technology detects any type of explosive and a-u-t-o-m-a-t-i-c-a-l-l-y detonates it. The appropriate airline is immediately updated so that the airline can make PA announcement such as: "Attention passengers on stand-by, flight XXX, we just received news that we have an available seat!" (emailed to host of , John Hamilton, on KGO Radio, SF, on Aug. 27, 2010 during his "On the Go" show)