What about fat flaps?

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Nov 17, 2010 | 6:39 pm
  #1  
If you're getting a TSA handijob and you have a fat flap what happens? Do they have to reach all up in there?
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Nov 17, 2010 | 6:48 pm
  #2  
" Love Handles " sounds kinder and gentler....... Good question, though!
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Nov 17, 2010 | 6:51 pm
  #3  
Yes, and I have had to do it. It is not something that is relished.
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Nov 17, 2010 | 6:55 pm
  #4  
I read somewhere that theoretically you can conceal something from the scanners in folds of skin/jelly roll/spare tire/love handles or whatever you want to call it. If the scanner doesn't see it, why should the pat down?

But seriously, I am interested in knowing the limits of detection in folds of skin...
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Nov 17, 2010 | 6:55 pm
  #5  
Quote: Yes, and I have had to do it. It is not something that is relished.
You're welcome to work elsewhere.

I think I will chose to say, at that time, "So I know it's hard enough to come out as gay, but have you told your friends that you're a chubby chaser? Because you seem to be enjoying fondling my belly. Have you tried the BiggerCity website?"

And no, I won't let you do it in private. I'll whip out my belly in public. You get to hold my pants up too. Have fun....
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Nov 17, 2010 | 7:22 pm
  #6  
I didn't even think about the FUPA, but now you have me wondering what they do with that.
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Nov 17, 2010 | 7:26 pm
  #7  
There's a term I hadn't seen before. Web searching FUPA...good times!
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