You're welcome to work elsewhere.

I think I will chose to say, at that time, "So I know it's hard enough to come out as gay, but have you told your friends that you're a chubby chaser? Because you seem to be enjoying fondling my belly. Have you tried the BiggerCity website?"

And no, I won't let you do it in private. I'll whip out my belly in public. You get to hold my pants up too. Have fun....