Fun with Nude-o-Scope
Aug 21, 2010 | 2:56 pm
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Fun with Nude-o-Scope
so, wouldn't it be fun to stuff a large kielbasa in your pants then resist the metal detector and be forced to go through the nude-o-scope? There's no law saying you can't travel with kielbasa, you know..
Aug 21, 2010 | 6:21 pm
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Aug 22, 2010 | 7:15 pm
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Perhaps this scene could be updated. 
Aug 22, 2010 | 9:41 pm
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Aug 23, 2010 | 9:26 am
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i think i'll find a material that the WBI can't penetrate (a thicker rubber, or possibly metal bedazzler stuff) with the words "Fark You TSA" or "if you can read this you owe me dinner".
Also a large brass "male enhancer ring" would be in order, it is a medical device.
Also a large brass "male enhancer ring" would be in order, it is a medical device.
Aug 23, 2010 | 9:35 am
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Aug 23, 2010 | 2:28 pm
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Aug 27, 2010 | 10:33 pm
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There I fixed it for you.^ Both the Rapiscan and the L3 cannot see through leather, being much more dense than skin. They WILL see the leather, but nothing beyond. Check it out yourself.
However, foil and conductive fabrics will completely foil the L3 (but not the Rapiscan), as the microwave cannot penetrate and will reflect back 100%. This would make more comfortable anti-ait clothes, as soon as they outlaw the "Walls of Cancerous Death" machines for their cancer-causing qualities.
Either way, you're gonna get the frank and bean massage, but probably not for long.
However, foil and conductive fabrics will completely foil the L3 (but not the Rapiscan), as the microwave cannot penetrate and will reflect back 100%. This would make more comfortable anti-ait clothes, as soon as they outlaw the "Walls of Cancerous Death" machines for their cancer-causing qualities.
Either way, you're gonna get the frank and bean massage, but probably not for long.
Aug 27, 2010 | 10:48 pm
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However, foil and conductive fabrics will completely foil the L3 (but not the Rapiscan), as the microwave cannot penetrate and will reflect back 100%. This would make more comfortable anti-ait clothes, as soon as they outlaw the "Walls of Cancerous Death" machines for their cancer-causing qualities.