Fun with Nude-o-Scope
 

so, wouldn't it be fun to stuff a large kielbasa in your pants then resist the metal detector and be forced to go through the nude-o-scope? There's no law saying you can't travel with kielbasa, you know..

Well, if you're insecure about your 'goods' you could always look at this:

http://xkcd.com/779/

Perhaps this scene could be updated. :D

Dude that would be bringing un-necessary attention to an area of your body that you dont want.

Or necessary attention that TSA has a thing for people's crotches now.. @:-)

I'm thinking wearing some Depends and crapping them would make for a very nice uncomfortable experience for the screeners.

i think i'll find a material that the WBI can't penetrate (a thicker rubber, or possibly metal bedazzler stuff) with the words "Fark You TSA" or "if you can read this you owe me dinner".
Also a large brass "male enhancer ring" would be in order, it is a medical device.

The TSA's attention to crotches must be brought to the flying public's attention - only when they fully understand will there be hope of ending this farce.

Well, people usually obsess about what they don't have... Maybe TSA has more than one Rolando Negrin? :D

I haven't heard otherwise yet, but leather underwear will certainly annoy the perv working the booth.

so leather pants and a leather shirt should do just fine then?

Leather wont work.

There I fixed it for you.^ Both the Rapiscan and the L3 cannot see through leather, being much more dense than skin. They WILL see the leather, but nothing beyond. Check it out yourself.

However, foil and conductive fabrics will completely foil the L3 (but not the Rapiscan), as the microwave cannot penetrate and will reflect back 100%. This would make more comfortable anti-ait clothes, as soon as they outlaw the "Walls of Cancerous Death" machines for their cancer-causing qualities.

Either way, you're gonna get the frank and bean massage, but probably not for long.

In other words, lamé. So that's it, leather and lamé. We need to look like we just stepped out of a disco.