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A coworker of mine recently took a trip through a strip search scanner. He is NOT a FT type of guy and probably hasn't been on a plane for 6-8 years. A divorcée and non-custodial parent of an 8 year old son he had an opportunity to take his young son on a week long vacation somewhere. The 8 year old boy chose Washington DC over Disney World as a destination. The coworker of course talked extensively with me as the resident "travel guy" at the office before his trip and I mentioned the new strip search scanners and made sure he knew about his right to opt-out. Well, after an awesome week in Washington DC with his son, they encountered a strip search scanner at DCA (I think, could have been some other DC area airport). They were directed to be strip searched. He said he opted his young son out and when they tried to pitch how innocuous the machine was he told them he would go through it but not his son. The boy was sent off to be fondled. (not sure what is worse for a young boy, being strip searched or being fondled) and the father went in the strip search scanner. When he was instructed to assume the submissive posture, he said he first adjusted his junk Michale Jackson style, then looked strait at the TSA guy, smiled, and told him "Don't worry guys, I've got a bigger d**k than any one of you" and completed his scan. He said the TSA guy tasked with fondling his son did it as professionally as anyone possibly could, marching with orders from above to fondle young children attempting to board a plane so no horror stories about how his kid was treated beyond the procedure itself. So in the end, after a week in DC the child got a comprehensive civics lesson about the highest ideals America purports to espouse as well as the current actual state of affairs and dad got in a classic one liner.
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Originally Posted by Mabuk dan gila
(Post 14563386)
A coworker of mine recently took a trip through a strip search scanner. He is NOT a FT type of guy and probably hasn't been on a plane for 6-8 years. A divorcée and non-custodial parent of an 8 year old son he had an opportunity to take his young son on a week long vacation somewhere. The 8 year old boy chose Washington DC over Disney World as a destination. The coworker of course talked extensively with me as the resident "travel guy" at the office before his trip and I mentioned the new strip search scanners and made sure he knew about his right to opt-out. Well, after an awesome week in Washington DC with his son, they encountered a strip search scanner at DCA (I think, could have been some other DC area airport). They were directed to be strip searched. He said he opted his young son out and when they tried to pitch how innocuous the machine was he told them he would go through it but not his son. The boy was sent off to be fondled. (not sure what is worse for a young boy, being strip searched or being fondled) and the father went in the strip search scanner. When he was instructed to assume the submissive posture, he said he first adjusted his junk Michale Jackson style, then looked strait at the TSA guy, smiled, and told him "Don't worry guys, I've got a bigger d**k than any one of you" and completed his scan. He said the TSA guy tasked with fondling his son did it as professionally as anyone possibly could, marching with orders from above to fondle young children attempting to board a plane so no horror stories about how his kid was treated beyond the procedure itself. So in the end, after a week in DC the child got a comprehensive civics lesson about the highest ideals America purports to espouse as well as the current actual state of affairs and dad got in a classic one liner.
For the rest of you miscreants..... http://shop.ebay.com/i.html?_nkw=scrap+metal+letters;):D |
Originally Posted by weekilter
(Post 14566619)
At least no one has ever accused you of being opinionated :rolleyes:
The short story, I'm sure, is that the more "respect mah autoritay" a TSA screener is, the smaller his "endowment". ;) |
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