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Old Apr 24, 2010 | 3:50 pm
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I guess the $20 bill that fell out of your coat as you ran away serves as a suitable reward for at least attempting to give it back to you.

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Old Apr 24, 2010 | 5:12 pm
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Originally Posted by ND Sol
As PhlyingRPh bolded in his OP, this did not occur at a screening checkpoint; it was a TSO at the jetway door that wasn't for PhlyingRPh's flight. What are the chances that a TSO doing a gate search for another flight would notice that PhlyingRPh left something behind as he was walking toward his flight? Slim and none IMHO. Why do you make almost completely implausible excuses?
IMHO, your sense of humor needs some adjustment. I was funnin ya dope.

Geez, some peoples kids now days ....
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Old Apr 24, 2010 | 7:30 pm
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Originally Posted by TSORon
IMHO, your sense of humor needs some adjustment. I was funnin ya dope.

Geez, some peoples kids now days ....
A piece of free advice - don't quit your day job.
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Old Apr 25, 2010 | 1:27 am
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Originally Posted by ND Sol
A piece of free advice - don't quit your day job.
You want him to be a TSO?
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Old Apr 25, 2010 | 10:27 am
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Originally Posted by Ari
You want him to be a TSO?
Only because he won't be able to make a living in comedy based on his attempts at humor.
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Old Apr 25, 2010 | 12:18 pm
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Originally Posted by Ari
You want him to be a TSO?
I hear it's a pretty rigorous screening process. One would have to be fairly intelligent, honest, and since it is a federal job, one would implicitly have to uphold the constitution in the performance of ones duties.
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