How the TSA will inspect your monkey
Mar 26, 2010 | 1:49 am
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Well, while, as usual, I don't understand the TSA, I guess that the next time I go to a Barenaked Ladies show and they sing "Haven't you always wanted a monkey," I will have to say no. Not even if I had a million dollars.
(If I had a million dollars, I'd see if I could rent a private jet.)
(If I had a million dollars, I'd see if I could rent a private jet.)
Mar 26, 2010 | 2:01 am
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No.
Mar 26, 2010 | 2:28 am
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The TSA "security" perverts seem to get their way by peeking at adult diapers, rubbing babies' diapered parts, and now even checking out a monkey's rump and dump up close and personal.
The TSA just gets more and more perverted.
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Mar 26, 2010 | 5:33 am
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Well played, sir! ^
If you're going to leave that here, I have to add this:
http://joecartoon.atom.com/cartoons/147-monkey_looker
Probably NSFW.
http://joecartoon.atom.com/cartoons/147-monkey_looker
Probably NSFW.
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Mar 26, 2010 | 7:12 am
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My helper monkey. "Right turn Clyde"
Mar 26, 2010 | 11:10 am
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Originally Posted by GUWonder
Want to explain all the ways how a person could remove WEI from a dog and then explain the same with regard to removal of WEI from a leash device?
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Mar 26, 2010 | 1:41 pm
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Mar 26, 2010 | 6:25 pm
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Mar 27, 2010 | 1:22 pm
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Here is an example of what it looks like:
http://media.rei.com/media/h/1242072.jpg
There isn't really anything that can be hidden in the leash. The dog *could* have something attached to his underside or under his vest, unlikely though that may be.
Mar 27, 2010 | 1:32 pm
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I'm going to try one more time. The leash can't really hide anything; there is no leash "device"-- just a leash.
Here is an example of what it looks like:
http://media.rei.com/media/h/1242072.jpg
There isn't really anything that can be hidden in the leash. The dog *could* have something attached to his underside or under his vest, unlikely though that may be.
Here is an example of what it looks like:
http://media.rei.com/media/h/1242072.jpg
There isn't really anything that can be hidden in the leash. The dog *could* have something attached to his underside or under his vest, unlikely though that may be.
With regard to at least the use of metal detectors, I wouldn't be so sure that a non-alarming leash/leash device in hand is necessarily any less capable of concealing some types of WEIs than a non-alarming diaper left on the monkey's diaper-covered area.