Why does TSA hate Christmas?
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Why does TSA hate Christmas?
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"If you actually believe that 3 oz is a magical high-danger threshold, please consider adding a delightful, hallucinatory element of science to your pseudoscience by putting an Archimedes tank at the checkpoint. It would be a lovely counterpoint to your other scientific tests, such as the ducking stool and the spirit-rattles."
"If you actually believe that 3 oz is a magical high-danger threshold, please consider adding a delightful, hallucinatory element of science to your pseudoscience by putting an Archimedes tank at the checkpoint. It would be a lovely counterpoint to your other scientific tests, such as the ducking stool and the spirit-rattles."
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Loved this comment:
as well as this one:
Ah, god bless the TSA - small boys in long trousers.
We all know that these liquids are dangerous. That's why they just put them all in a lovely bomb proof Rubbermaid plastic trash receptacle that will withhold any explosion and keep the world safe for democracy.
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Disney Stores have a little sign by their snow globes warning people they can't carry these onto an airplane. Yet they continue to sell them by the gross.
I wonder if the stores past security sell them?
The conundrum continues.
I wonder if the stores past security sell them?
The conundrum continues.
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Now that you mention it I seem to recall recently seeing snow globes for sale on the 'secure' side of the airport. Those must not look like explosive devices on the x-ray machines otherwise how would they get onto the shelves airside since everything is checked and double checked.
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And you wonder why a large section of the population want you and your fellow TSA employees, along with your families, living out of shopping carts for the rest of your existence.
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Admittedly there are people out there that just dont like rules for no reason that they can articulate, but this one is not difficult. We would rather you pack them in your checked baggage and deliver them to your friends/loved ones at the end of your trip than be forced to leave them at the checkpoint.
I certainly dont want your snow globe from Vermont or Switzerland, and I would think that if it is important enough to you to actually lay down your hard earned cash for it that you could read and attempt to understand the rules concerning them. The words are not all that big.
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Oh, wait: There isn't one.
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How un-American. I am sure there is a rule book somewhere, and I am convinced that it was based entirely on Joseph Heller's book Catch 22.
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Sorry, but your comment is not helpful. Why is it that some people just cant follow the rules? They are not difficult, at least this one is not. "Dont bring them." Whats so hard about that? Most of the rules in our lives have reasons behind them, most for safety. This is no different.
Admittedly there are people out there that just dont like rules for no reason that they can articulate, but this one is not difficult. We would rather you pack them in your checked baggage and deliver them to your friends/loved ones at the end of your trip than be forced to leave them at the checkpoint.
I certainly dont want your snow globe from Vermont or Switzerland, and I would think that if it is important enough to you to actually lay down your hard earned cash for it that you could read and attempt to understand the rules concerning them. The words are not all that big.
Admittedly there are people out there that just dont like rules for no reason that they can articulate, but this one is not difficult. We would rather you pack them in your checked baggage and deliver them to your friends/loved ones at the end of your trip than be forced to leave them at the checkpoint.
I certainly dont want your snow globe from Vermont or Switzerland, and I would think that if it is important enough to you to actually lay down your hard earned cash for it that you could read and attempt to understand the rules concerning them. The words are not all that big.
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Internally inconsistent rules aren't based on logical thought.
I am surprised that snow globes don't have to be locked in the equivalent of a gun case, however. @:-) At the least, that would provide some consistency...
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