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n4zhg Nov 14, 2009 6:51 am

Why does TSA hate Christmas?
 
http://www.boingboing.net/2009/11/14...oogle%20Reader

"If you actually believe that 3 oz is a magical high-danger threshold, please consider adding a delightful, hallucinatory element of science to your pseudoscience by putting an Archimedes tank at the checkpoint. It would be a lovely counterpoint to your other scientific tests, such as the ducking stool and the spirit-rattles."

doober Nov 14, 2009 7:06 am

Loved this comment:


Ah, god bless the TSA - small boys in long trousers.
as well as this one:


We all know that these liquids are dangerous. That's why they just put them all in a lovely bomb proof Rubbermaid plastic trash receptacle that will withhold any explosion and keep the world safe for democracy.

Superguy Nov 14, 2009 12:32 pm

I think a better question is why does the TSA hate freedom and the Constitution?

AirlineBrat53 Nov 14, 2009 12:44 pm

Disney Stores have a little sign by their snow globes warning people they can't carry these onto an airplane. Yet they continue to sell them by the gross.

I wonder if the stores past security sell them?

The conundrum continues.

AngryMiller Nov 14, 2009 1:08 pm


Originally Posted by AirlineBrat53 (Post 12818343)
Disney Stores have a little sign by their snow globes warning people they can't carry these onto an airplane. Yet they continue to sell them by the gross.

I wonder if the stores past security sell them?

The conundrum continues.

Now that you mention it I seem to recall recently seeing snow globes for sale on the 'secure' side of the airport. Those must not look like explosive devices on the x-ray machines otherwise how would they get onto the shelves airside since everything is checked and double checked.

TSORon Nov 15, 2009 5:55 am

Do all snow-globes have a Christmas theme?

The rules say dont bring them through the checkpoint. What is so difficult about that to understand?

n4zhg Nov 15, 2009 6:05 am


Originally Posted by TSORon (Post 12821195)
The rules say dont bring them through the checkpoint. What is so difficult about that to understand?

And you wonder why a large section of the population want you and your fellow TSA employees, along with your families, living out of shopping carts for the rest of your existence.

TSORon Nov 15, 2009 6:27 am


Originally Posted by n4zhg (Post 12821218)
And you wonder why a large section of the population want you and your fellow TSA employees, along with your families, living out of shopping carts for the rest of your existence.

Sorry, but your comment is not helpful. Why is it that some people just can’t follow the rules? They are not difficult, at least this one is not. "Don’t bring them." What’s so hard about that? Most of the rules in our lives have reasons behind them, most for safety. This is no different.

Admittedly there are people out there that just don’t like rules for no reason that they can articulate, but this one is not difficult. We would rather you pack them in your checked baggage and deliver them to your friends/loved one’s at the end of your trip than be forced to leave them at the checkpoint.

I certainly don’t want your snow globe from Vermont or Switzerland, and I would think that if it is important enough to you to actually lay down your hard earned cash for it that you could read and attempt to understand the rules concerning them. The words are not all that big.

JSmith1969 Nov 15, 2009 7:41 am


Originally Posted by TSORon (Post 12821195)
Do all snow-globes have a Christmas theme?

The rules say dont bring them through the checkpoint. What is so difficult about that to understand?

Which rules? Where are they located? Where can a citizen find an authoritative list of all of the rules that apply to citizens and screeners at checkpoints?

Oh, wait: There isn't one. :rolleyes:

IslandBased Nov 15, 2009 7:53 am


Originally Posted by JSmith1969 (Post 12821464)
Which rules? Where are they located? Where can a citizen find an authoritative list of all of the rules that apply to citizens and screeners at checkpoints?

Oh, wait: There isn't one. :rolleyes:

No definitive set of rules? :confused: How un-American.

I am sure there is a rule book somewhere, and I am convinced that it was based entirely on Joseph Heller's book Catch 22.

Boggie Dog Nov 15, 2009 8:10 am


Originally Posted by TSORon (Post 12821269)
Sorry, but your comment is not helpful. Why is it that some people just can’t follow the rules? They are not difficult, at least this one is not. "Don’t bring them." What’s so hard about that? Most of the rules in our lives have reasons behind them, most for safety. This is no different.

Admittedly there are people out there that just don’t like rules for no reason that they can articulate, but this one is not difficult. We would rather you pack them in your checked baggage and deliver them to your friends/loved one’s at the end of your trip than be forced to leave them at the checkpoint.

I certainly don’t want your snow globe from Vermont or Switzerland, and I would think that if it is important enough to you to actually lay down your hard earned cash for it that you could read and attempt to understand the rules concerning them. The words are not all that big.

Why is a Snow Globe not safe in carry on luggage but safe in checked luggage?

IslandBased Nov 15, 2009 8:19 am


Originally Posted by Boggie Dog (Post 12821558)
Why is a Snow Globe not safe in carry on luggage but safe in checked luggage?

Don't ask.. Too dangerous to carry-on, fine in checked luggage. :rolleyes:

Internally inconsistent rules aren't based on logical thought. :D I am surprised that snow globes don't have to be locked in the equivalent of a gun case, however. @:-) At the least, that would provide some consistency...

unLogical Nov 15, 2009 8:36 am

Just for the record, CATSA does allow them, the general rule being if it is the size of a tennis ball, it is allowed, size of a baseball or bigger it is not allowed.

IslandBased Nov 15, 2009 8:44 am


Originally Posted by unLogical (Post 12821640)
Just for the record, CATSA does allow them, the general rule being if it is the size of a tennis ball, it is allowed, size of a baseball or bigger it is not allowed.

Softball? Leave it to the Canadians to make sport of a TSA rule.;)

unLogical Nov 15, 2009 8:49 am

On a side note, I dislike Christmas because people bring wrapped presents through security which means when I do a bag search, I have to rip open the presents which leads to dealing with hostile passengers.


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