All them piles and moints!
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All them piles and moints!
Originally posted by FewMiles:
I guess this is sort of cross-posting, but this is such a tru MilesBuzz classic that I just had to share for those of you who never go to OMNI. This phrase must enter permanent FlyerTalk lore.
Truly funny, FewMiles. Good on you!
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Truly funny, FewMiles. Good on you!
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Randy Petersen writes:
Randy, that is hysterical. I almost missed it the first time I read your post and then, when it finally registered, I started laughing so loud that my staff came it to see what was wrong with me.
I don't know which is funnier, his original post or your response. Laughter is so good for the soul.
<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">I agree with MewFiles. It's all about piles and moints.</font>
I don't know which is funnier, his original post or your response. Laughter is so good for the soul.
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<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by Punki: Laughter is so good for the soul. </font>
And a soothing ointment is so good for the piles and moints. (I don't know if there's one product that works on both, however.)
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<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by Eastbay1K:
And a soothing ointment is so good for the piles and moints. (I don't know if there's one product that works on both, however.)</font>
And a soothing ointment is so good for the piles and moints. (I don't know if there's one product that works on both, however.)</font>
Cf Punki's thread: Do you cut open the tube to get the last of the toothpaste?
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<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by FewMiles:
Truth be told, jfe is to blame.
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Truth be told, jfe is to blame.

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Mehdron writes:
I don't think that would be necessary Mehdron. I am pretty sure that piles and moints ointments only come in flasks. 
<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">And we know that Punki would cut open the tube to make sure that she got all of the ointment out of it.</font>

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<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by Randy Petersen:
I agree with MewFiles. It's all about piles and moints.</font>
I agree with MewFiles. It's all about piles and moints.</font>
Each Episode the Hotel Name sign 'Fawlty Towers' was changed to an anagram:
A Touch of Class: FAWLTY TOWERS
The Builders: FAWLTY TOWER (the L has started to fall off)
The Wedding Party: FARTY TOWER (now the W is a bit loose)
The Hotel Inspectors: FAW TY TO WER
Gourmet Night: WARTY TOWELS
The Germans: (strange, you didn't see the sign)
Communications Problems: FAWLTY TOWER (the L seems to be loose again)
The Psychiatrist: WATERY FOWLS (aha, a glimpse of the culprit!)
Waldorf Salad: FLAY OTTERS
The Kipper and the Corpse: FATTY OWLS
The Anniversary: FLOWERY TWATS
Basil the Rat: FARTY TOWELS

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<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by Mehdron:
And we know that Punki would cut open the tube to make sure that she got all of the ointment out of it.</font>
And we know that Punki would cut open the tube to make sure that she got all of the ointment out of it.</font>
She would need a pile of tubes of mointment.

