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Old Dec 29, 2001 | 6:37 pm
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Is this too much ???

Someone emailed me a paragraph from the new security training manuals. Hey, there!

It's just me, Jim The Airport Security Guy, pausing to let you all know that we just heard about a guy who tried to smuggle some contraband in his scrotum, so from now on we'll be pulling random boys and men to the side and giving them a swift kick in the balls to make sure their balls are real. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

At least they are sorry.
FYI _ this is a joke - I think



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Old Dec 30, 2001 | 11:02 pm
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i wonder if they will check seeing-eye dogs that have neuticles?
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Old Dec 31, 2001 | 4:41 am
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Errrrrrr...........OMNI?

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