FlyerTalk Forums

FlyerTalk Forums (https://www.flyertalk.com/forum/index.php)
-   MilesBuzz (https://www.flyertalk.com/forum/milesbuzz-370/)
-   -   Is this too much ??? (https://www.flyertalk.com/forum/milesbuzz/5575-too-much.html)

CFM3RD Dec 29, 2001 6:37 pm
Is this too much ???
 
Someone emailed me a paragraph from the new security training manuals. Hey, there!

It's just me, Jim The Airport Security Guy, pausing to let you all know that we just heard about a guy who tried to smuggle some contraband in his scrotum, so from now on we'll be pulling random boys and men to the side and giving them a swift kick in the balls to make sure their balls are real. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

At least they are sorry.
FYI _ this is a joke - I think http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/smile.gif



------------------
TANSTAAFL - but if you work it right, FF miles comes pretty close.

homey Dec 30, 2001 11:02 pm
i wonder if they will check seeing-eye dogs that have neuticles?

MisterNice Dec 31, 2001 4:41 am
Errrrrrr...........OMNI?

MisterNice


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 1:17 am.


This site is owned, operated, and maintained by MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. Copyright © 2026 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Designated trademarks are the property of their respective owners.