Gay Airline
Aug 22, 2005, 8:32 pm
#46
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Originally Posted by jottman2
Since there is Hooters Air....what is wrong with Cukes Air or Bananas.
At first, this seemed a bit "L"-phobic, but the more I thought about it long and hard
I realized that perhaps it is appropriate for both! I just hope they wash the blankets.
Aug 22, 2005, 8:46 pm
#47
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I know some may take this thread more seriously..
but, SERIOUSLY, I, for one, am too busy building elite status so that WHEN R and I fly, we fly...comfortably...as a result of our status.
That means loyalty to xxx airline. Now if "Lavendair" were to offer equivalent perks to the destinations we want, yessir, they'd get my business. But only then...
Seriously.
That means loyalty to xxx airline. Now if "Lavendair" were to offer equivalent perks to the destinations we want, yessir, they'd get my business. But only then...
Seriously.
Aug 22, 2005, 11:52 pm
#48
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Originally Posted by apudme
The gays don't do coach, so it would have to be all FIRST layout.
Originally Posted by DCFFlyer
Kinda like Hooters Air only different?!? 
Aug 23, 2005, 12:47 am
#49
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Originally Posted by mcrt
...Two Hooters Girls on every flight. Whoo Hoo.
(No offense to any Hooter Girls out there who are on FT... especially the SEA one(s)
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Last edited by GoodKarmaGuy; Aug 23, 2005 at 12:23 pm
Aug 23, 2005, 3:03 am
#50
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Originally Posted by GoodKarmaGuy
<< ducking>>
At first, this seemed a bit "L"-phobic, but the more I thought about it long and hard I realized that perhaps it is appropriate for both!
I just hope they wash the blankets.
At first, this seemed a bit "L"-phobic, but the more I thought about it long and hard
I realized that perhaps it is appropriate for both! I just hope they wash the blankets.
BOFE AIR will a noce name. Bofe is portuguese for hunk, male or female.
Aug 24, 2005, 12:00 am
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Originally Posted by mcrt
, but I like the concept of an all first class airline. I would consider that no matter who my flying companions are.
http://www.flightsoffantasy.com/
Check out the A319 Private Jet with two State Rooms - that's gotta be the ultimate goal for the retirement trip!!! 30 years for me to save up and counting....
Aug 24, 2005, 1:07 am
#53
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Originally Posted by apudme
I think this would interest you, then:
http://www.flightsoffantasy.com/
Check out the A319 Private Jet with two State Rooms - that's gotta be the ultimate goal for the retirement trip!!! 30 years for me to save up and counting....
http://www.flightsoffantasy.com/
Check out the A319 Private Jet with two State Rooms - that's gotta be the ultimate goal for the retirement trip!!! 30 years for me to save up and counting....
For that much money I would rather backpack for a couple of years in Africa and Asia.
Aug 24, 2005, 8:19 am
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Originally Posted by mcrt
When I was planning my trip around the world I picked up any travel lit I could find. One of the brochures was for a month long RTW on a 40 pax custom jet, 757 I think. They picked you up at your house in a limo, flew First Class to SEA to meet the plane, travel for a month, then FC home. I think it was about $75,000. I see Abercrombie & Kent has some similar tours of South America or the Med for $40-$50K for 3 weeks.
For that much money I would rather backpack for a couple of years in Africa and Asia.
For that much money I would rather backpack for a couple of years in Africa and Asia.
Feb 24, 2008, 6:15 pm
#56
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I was on a KLM 737 last week and all 4 flight attendants were male and really really gay. I remembered this thread, found it and had a good laugh re-reading it. For as short as the flight was, only 1h40m, I felt like I was on the gayest airplane possible. Service was impeccable, attitude included for no additional charge, and they even gave beauty advice to a passenger who was curious about the makeup being sold on the duty free cart.
Feb 25, 2008, 12:50 am
#57
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Actual gay flight
I am surprised no one has mentioned the Air New Zealand Pink flight that is marketed to travellers going to Mardi Gras in Sydney
http://airnzspecials.com/pinkflight/
http://airnzspecials.com/pinkflight/
Feb 25, 2008, 12:28 pm
#58
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I can just see it - after the first flight, the bored queens saying "I am so over that airline."
The boarding fights - "That is not carry-on. That's my lover."
The animals - "My dog does not she is a dog. She thinks she's a baby and does not ride in a carrier."
The groups - "Ladies and Gentleman - The AA group will be meeting in rows 20-25. Other passengers please avert your eyes so as not to break anonymity."
"All Flight Announcements will be sign-interpreted."
The cabins - Lesbian Separatist - Womyn born womyn only, Velvet Rope, Queer Theorist, Transgender, and of course all middle seats reserved for Straight bicurious with no experience.
It would never fly.
The boarding fights - "That is not carry-on. That's my lover."
The animals - "My dog does not she is a dog. She thinks she's a baby and does not ride in a carrier."
The groups - "Ladies and Gentleman - The AA group will be meeting in rows 20-25. Other passengers please avert your eyes so as not to break anonymity."
"All Flight Announcements will be sign-interpreted."
The cabins - Lesbian Separatist - Womyn born womyn only, Velvet Rope, Queer Theorist, Transgender, and of course all middle seats reserved for Straight bicurious with no experience.
It would never fly.
Feb 25, 2008, 6:31 pm
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