Definition of "a rum and coke"
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I was once at one of those "bad" hotel restaurants. You know the type - huge room, even longer menu, few diners, everything frozen and reheated before serving...
Anyway, I went to the bar first, and was waited on by the restaurant server (yes, singular, THE server) who was doing double duty as the bartender hadn't shown up. I asked for a decent Scotch [can't remember which brand] and she served me a water glass FULL of single malt. Dinner became sort of redundant after that.
Anyway, I went to the bar first, and was waited on by the restaurant server (yes, singular, THE server) who was doing double duty as the bartender hadn't shown up. I asked for a decent Scotch [can't remember which brand] and she served me a water glass FULL of single malt. Dinner became sort of redundant after that.
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I was once on a junket in Mexico and was taken to a magnificent whorehouse in Acapulco where I ordered a Scotch and Canada Dry with a small but perfectly formed Mexican temptress on the side.
A full bottle of Johnnie Walker Black Label duly appeared carried by the dusky-skinned stunner.
That,inevitably,is all I can remember of the evening.
I hope I didn't let the side down.
A full bottle of Johnnie Walker Black Label duly appeared carried by the dusky-skinned stunner.
That,inevitably,is all I can remember of the evening.
I hope I didn't let the side down.

