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Old Mar 6, 2018, 7:07 pm
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Originally Posted by RealHJ
Try to book a Delta ticket on virginatlantic.com. On your receipt it'll clearly say No Class of Service.

That is apparently what VS and the British think of Delta, and I think American airlines and their service level in general.
That is truly hilarious!
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Old Mar 6, 2018, 7:30 pm
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Is there the same language in US and UK?

A different definition of "transportation class" in different cultures:
On the high-speed inter-city trains in China, the class of seating/service in general, 2nd, 1st and then, Business. Business class is superior to 1st class with lie-flat seat for sleeping and a real table, wifi to work.
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Old Mar 6, 2018, 7:34 pm
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Originally Posted by tentseller
Is there the same language in US and UK?

A different definition of "transportation class" in different cultures:
On the high-speed inter-city trains in China, the class of seating/service in general, 2nd, 1st and then, Business. Business class is superior to 1st class with lie-flat seat for sleeping and a real table, wifi to work.
I took a regional train in I think Morocco that has 1st class, 2nd class, and 3rd class.

First class was a reserved seat in a compartment. Second class was a seat in what roughly equates to the standard NE Corridor Amtrak coach cars. Third class was basically you might be allowed on the train and maybe you can use a seat if one is open and nobody kicks you out of it.
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Old Mar 6, 2018, 7:55 pm
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Originally Posted by RealHJ
Try to book a Delta ticket on virginatlantic.com. On your receipt it'll clearly say No Class of Service.
Originally Posted by flyerslc
That is truly hilarious!
Ya' gotta luv British humor!!!
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Old Mar 6, 2018, 9:21 pm
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Originally Posted by tentseller
Is there the same language in US and UK?
The languages are completely different, For example, when I get on the subway...err, "Underground"...in London I see signs all over telling me to "Mind the Gap". Why the heck should I mind it? I may not do my shopping at The Gap but it has never done anything bad to me.
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Old Mar 6, 2018, 9:34 pm
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Originally Posted by Dovster
The languages are completely different, For example, when I get on the subway...err, "Underground"...in London I see signs all over telling me to "Mind the Gap". Why the heck should I mind it? I may not do my shopping at The Gap but it has never done anything bad to me.
Just toss those wet things into the boot and we will head home.
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Old Mar 6, 2018, 9:39 pm
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Originally Posted by tentseller
Just toss those wet things into the boot and we will head home.
An American with bad luck wakes up one day and finds that he has four flats, A Brit discovering the same thing realizes that he has just been the beneficiary of a nice inheritance.
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Old Mar 6, 2018, 9:44 pm
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Originally Posted by Dovster
An American with bad luck wakes up one day and finds that he has four flats, A Brit discovering the same thing realizes that he has just been the beneficiary of a nice inheritance.
Emoji "drumroll"
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Old Mar 6, 2018, 10:02 pm
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Originally Posted by Dovster
An American with bad luck wakes up one day and finds that he has four flats, A Brit discovering the same thing realizes that he has just been the beneficiary of a nice inheritance.
Kind of like how, in Oklahoma City, a "hoedown" is a party - while in New York City it's a 911 call? ;-)
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Old Mar 6, 2018, 10:22 pm
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When Richard Anderson used to tell us that Delta "has your back" people in both Atlanta and New York would say "Bless his heart".

Of course, in Atlanta they meant that Anderson was not too bright. In New York, they were certain that Anderson was bragging about how Delta is performing a sexual act on its passengers made famous in Last Tango in Paris.
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Old Mar 6, 2018, 11:00 pm
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Originally Posted by tentseller
Is there the same language in US and UK?

A different definition of "transportation class" in different cultures:
On the high-speed inter-city trains in China, the class of seating/service in general, 2nd, 1st and then, Business. Business class is superior to 1st class with lie-flat seat for sleeping and a real table, wifi to work.
It is the same language in that it is English, however we have very different uses of words.

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Old Mar 7, 2018, 7:22 am
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Originally Posted by DCFinanceinFlight
It is the same language in that it is English, however we have very different uses of words.
I will reply after I get organised and replace my tyres
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Old Mar 7, 2018, 7:25 am
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Originally Posted by tentseller
I will reply after I get organised and replace my tyres
If it's dark make sure you use a torch.
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Old Mar 7, 2018, 7:46 am
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Originally Posted by Howste
If it's dark make sure you use a torch.
Since you are here can you pass the spanner?
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Old Mar 7, 2018, 7:53 am
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Originally Posted by tentseller
Since you are here can you pass the spanner?
OK, then I’m off to Bedfordshire
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