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I asked dispatch how they called 9-1-1.

Almost as funny as the PT with lockjaw. We were dispatched by someone who was trying to mimic the patient. "Procreed to ra rack hrotel for ra pratient wrif rockraw."

:D

If you want to mix things up, randomly throw in "and rectal bleeding" with the disposition. @:-)

Brituchenite

Jan 30, 2010 7:48 pm

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Originally Posted by belynch (Post 13290989)

Teh Canuck is tempted to post in the cat thread that she needs to travel with a chicken as a service animal as she's alarm-clock handicapped. :-::rolleyes::-:

Wouldn't it need to be a rooster? :D

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Originally Posted by cheepneezy (Post 13291021)

Have I ever mentioned my chicken phobia?:o

It's OK; she's not bringing it into the b:rolleyes:x, just in a confined space on a flying metal tube.....:p

cheepneezy

Jan 30, 2010 7:49 pm

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Originally Posted by baglady (Post 13291029)

I'm speechless.

There are giant coffee cups hanging in the tree above it. I'm not sure if has anything to do with that, or has something to do with the coffee shop it is in front of. Either way, I find it all :confused::rolleyes::confused:

icurhere2

Jan 30, 2010 7:50 pm

I really need to skip away to grade assignments for a bit.

jrzyshawn

Jan 30, 2010 7:50 pm

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Originally Posted by sbm12 (Post 13291003)

G'night, Box. See some of you tomorrow and many more on Monday. ^

See you Monday. I'm not going to make it to teh ita thing.

belynch

Jan 30, 2010 7:55 pm

Is it against the law to take your neighbors wind-chimes and "accidentally" run them over with your car?

jrzyshawn

Jan 30, 2010 7:55 pm

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Originally Posted by belynch (Post 13291047)

If you want to mix things up, randomly throw in "and rectal bleeding" with the disposition. @:-)

wrecked him, damn near killed him. That never gets old :-:

I don't know why, but I still giggle when I have to give out rectal bleeding or bleeding from the kaslopis

jrzyshawn

Jan 30, 2010 7:56 pm

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Originally Posted by belynch (Post 13291079)

Is it against the law to take your neighbors wind-chimes and "accidentally" run them over with your car?

I am not proud of it, but I took my neighbors wind chimes down in the middle of the night a few years ago and threw them in the trash. I don't think they noticed it yet.

icurhere2

Jan 30, 2010 7:58 pm

Looking at the M&S Bellevue menu for tonight, I see that it's cheaper to order the four different oysters individually instead of in combination :confused:

Yes, I'm on OpenTable working on reservations ...

belynch

Jan 30, 2010 7:59 pm

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Originally Posted by jrzyshawn (Post 13291080)

That never gets old :-:

:D

Alright box. Canuck and I are out for a :rolleyes: on the town.

cheepneezy

Jan 30, 2010 7:59 pm

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Originally Posted by belynch (Post 13291079)

Is it against the law to take your neighbors wind-chimes and "accidentally" run them over with your car?

I would pay for your legal defense. I've made it known to all my friends that there are to be no wind chime gifts made to me.

icurhere2

Jan 30, 2010 8:01 pm

BWI LiveATC just advised an AC to turn off on a taxiway with ~3 inches of snow.

baglady

Jan 30, 2010 8:02 pm

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Originally Posted by Brituchenite (Post 13287889)

hey, I got a post with 000 at the end ....:p

Congrats!!!!

Brituchenite

Jan 30, 2010 8:03 pm

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Originally Posted by icurhere2 (Post 13291041)

I like chickens - they are yummy.

and very versatile ....:D

Quote:

Originally Posted by belynch (Post 13291079)

Is it against the law to take your neighbors wind-chimes and "accidentally" run them over with your car?

Quote:

Originally Posted by jrzyshawn (Post 13291090)

I am not proud of it, but I took my neighbors wind chimes down in the middle of the night a few years ago and threw them in the trash. I don't think they noticed it yet.

:D:D

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