Originally Posted by PforPlatinum (Post 8618395)

Man, you are beating ALCO's pace... 3.96/day vs 3.68/day.

Congratulations !

Originally Posted by J.Edward (Post 8618457)

Apparently the 'in' fashion for this autumn is to lazily lounge around, half naked, with beautiful women outside while snowing next to a pile of hastily discarded, pre-destroyed garments.

Originally Posted by Anglo Large Clawed Otter (Post 8618321)

Everyone has hours to formulate deep, well-thought-out aviation questions whilst FT was down, and the first thread to get crackin' on the CO Forum is the Box. Ah, sweet degeneracy...

Originally Posted by CO 1E (Post 8618556)

You all actually read threads on A.net? The only threads I read are trip reports. It is really annoying how poorly organized the forum is on that site (and how annoying the posters are, but that goes without saying).

Has SingaporeAir posted any trip reports lately? No one writes a trip report like him.

Originally Posted by CO 1E (Post 8618493)

How long was FT down?

Originally Posted by Anglo Large Clawed Otter (Post 8618586)

I don't think there has been a trip-report comparing tampon absorbency rates in some time :p

Originally Posted by CO 1E (Post 8620044)

I believe a sanitary napkin comparison was involved in the above-referenced trip report.

Originally Posted by ssullivan (Post 8620075)

Ewwwww!

Originally Posted by CO 1E (Post 8620091)

I've been trying to find the trip report on A.net for all to read, but cannot seem to find it. I will keep looking.

Originally Posted by Anglo Large Clawed Otter (Post 8620138)

I could swear someone provided a link to it here on FT somewhere in the Trip Reports Forum...

Originally Posted by Singapore_Air

I must have dozed off but I decided to spice the night up a bit. I opened the blanket which I stowed underneath the seat in front and put it on me. I then turned my body into my side and draped myself with the blanket. Then I would make sure that only 20% of the blanket was on me and the rest on the floor or seat or armrest. So, I pretend-slept for about ten minutes before a flight stewardess (I could only see her legs) came and again walked with drinks. She stepped over the blanket which was on the floor though and again when she went back to the galley. However, at 0316 which was about a minute later, she came back to me and picked up the blanket. She straightened it out (by holding it up in the air) and then put it on me lengthwise. The Singapore Girl has passed her test. The second she walked away – I dramatically grabbed the blanket and threw it on the floor after which I stood up. She turned around and it was HHC looking slightly aghast. I said to her, “Greetings,” and walked to her. She quickly went into the galley and closed the curtain while I went to the toilet opposite. After a few seconds I went back to my seat and tuned into Swimfan (a sexually-explicit movie with a good storyline).

Midway I paused the movie thanks to the power of WISEMAN. I went to the galley and asked for a coke and this time I got the whole can. HHC was there doing whatever and I engaged into conversation with her. I asked her how Marna was (apparently well-known being “Madame Announcement”). She didn’t know as she was only inaugurated as a Singapore Girl one and a half years ago. She then asked me if I was enjoying the flight and where I went on holiday. I then told her that I was impressed that she remembered her training and put the blanket on me. She was Malaysian and she has since moved to Singapore and said she really liked being in the airline. I think she was probably about 23 or 25 years old. She was very intriguing and I would like her as a wife. While close to her, I also examined her face which was in order. SIA has given her the warm palette of colours for her make up and the perfume was not overly strong. While we were chatting, a tall man peeped through the curtain and asked for some anti-DVT socks. HHC explained to him that there were probably none left but would go find some for him. He stood outside while I was left alone. I rummaged through the galley. It’s not very colourful. Drinks are chilled by way of ice and water in some tray. I stole some SIA batik plastic tray covers (this is the white thing where they put drinks on). A leading stewardess then entered and luckily my intrigue had been satisfied so I was just standing there with a can. She was attractive and did some paperwork. We then encountered turbulence and HHC along with two other flight stewardesses entered – it was a mother’s meeting! Anyway one of them said, “Sir, could you return to your seat please? We’re experiencing some turbulence.” I obliged and pulled back the curtain without closing it. Someone had to do it behind me.

Originally Posted by Anglo Large Clawed Otter (Post 8620138)

I could swear someone provided a link to it here on FT somewhere in the Trip Reports Forum...

Originally Posted by Singapore_Air

Singapore Changi Airport – 1905 Singapore Time

Singapore Changi Airport. Oh how wonderful it was to be back at the Airtropolis. We proceeded to some area where there were some slumber seats and my parents went to the toilet while I protected our valuable hand luggage. When they came back, I went to this duty-free shop called “The Olde Market Place” or something like that. It had this English middle-age wooden feel to the place and I saw something shocking. Singapore Airlines batik Pierre Balmain uniforms labelled as “Singapore Exclusives” on sale! I was aghast in shock.

Anyway, I got my mother to buy one of the flight stewardess’s uniform and they were quite cheap at US$25 or something I think. I wanted to buy an inflatable Merlion (the symbol of Singapore, showing strength and agility and the fierce passion for success) but alas I was to be disappointed, but I did buy a solid statue measuring about 15cm in height. It sits proud on my desk looking at me with its mouth open as I type.

Anyway, I decided to go exploring in search of Singapore Girls. I walked towards the E gates when I spotted an elusive female inflight supervisor! I was most excited and asked if I could take a picture of her. She kindly obliged but she said that she was looking tired. I told her she wasn’t allowed to look tired and she happily brought in some of her other crew, a leading stewardess in green, two flight stewardesses in blue and a chief stewardess – red. They all posed while another lead stewardess who was camera shy took the picture. The photo is awaiting development.

I still stand by it – Singapore is really the world’s best airport.